Thursday, March 04, 2004

Movie news

It's official, Gary Oldman will be playing the young Jim Gordon in the new Bat Flick. I suppose they wanted someone creepy? He's a great actor, but he seems more the Ra's Al Ghul type to me...but, it's not my movie.

Cinescape.com has more info if you'd like to read it.

Also, if you're headed over there, check out their Comicscape section, as I'm briefly mention (a few times I might add) and a link to this blog is provided. Here's hoping it gets me some new fans! Or enemies.

I'll be back later with a few thoughts on my recent comic reading. (I'm gonna quit calling them reviews...well...cuz they're not.)

-L
The Interview of a lifetime

Click here:
  • ADD's Blog


  • And read what is most definitely a once in a lifetime opportunity, well, for ADD anyway. His new 5 Questions segment has been wonderful for the most part, but his interview with Alan Moore is utterly amazing. I'm jealous. I have blog envy. I think I just created a new phrase!

    Go read it now.

    Right now.

    DO IT!

    -L

    Wednesday, March 03, 2004

    My soap box

    I don't usually do this, but I feel like getting preachy today, so either bare with me, or have a nice evening...

    Gay Marriage.

    Everytime I turn on the damn TV that's what they're talking about. It's all over the friggin' internet, it seems I cannot get away from the subject. All you morons out there who are against it, yeah, you're morons, go plant your head in the sand and wait for the end of the world.

    Why, dear God, would this even be an issue? Did you know it's only illegal in a few states for people to marry their animals? Yet, it seems two grown individuals who love eachother cannot get a license to wed? What the hell does that mean? You can love a pig, but not someone who happens to be the same sex as you?

    IT MAKES NO SENSE PEOPLE!!!!

    You wanna bring religion into this? Fine, let's do that. Marriagewas created as an institution, so that two people could make a commitment to eachother, so that they could bring a family into the world...right? Sure, okay, but then it somehow became a financial institution, and less and less about "love." So, other than those people who have a priest marry them, religion has exactly squat to do with marriage now. Period.

    All the bible thumpers, you want to be against something, how about divorce? How about promoting communication between couples, how about bringing things like GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER to the fore front? In a day and age where Brittany Spears can marry a friend just for kicks only to have the marriage annulled days later, are you actually worried that the institution of marriage will become a joke?

    Get real, it's already a joke! If your life is so wrapped up in making sure two people can't get a marriage license from the city government, you're pathetic. Marriage is nothing but a financial institution now, the only way God is involved is if you INVITE him into your marriage. End of story. Athiests get married all the time, but people aren't trying to stop them, are they? Bubba can marry a goat, but Billy can't marry the man he's loved for the last five years? Come on people!

    This rant has been brought to you by the letters F and U.

    -L

    Tuesday, March 02, 2004

    Early List

    It's early Tuesday or late Monday (however you choose to view it) and for some reason i'm still awake, so here's the DVD list for the week.

    Duplex

    A Ben Stiller/Drew Barrymore comedy. From the previews I've seen, this one should likely be avoided. Nothing against the cast really, it just seems like a cliched plot with no real humor in sight.

    Looney Tunes: Back In Action

    The title says it all. I suppose it's worth a look if you have kids.

    School Of Rock

    Jack Black comedy that made a ton of money and actually got some acclaim. I like black, he always gets me laughing, so it's definitely on my rental list.

    Starsky And Hutch: The Complete First Season

    Just in time for the movie! Never seen it, and don't really have the desire too.

    Geez, the DVD releases really are getting smaller and smaller...

    -L

    Monday, March 01, 2004

    Friendly reminder

    "JLA

    John Byrne and Chris Claremont reunite in an attempt to rekindle the magic they had on Uncanny X-Men years and years ago. This might be the worst idea EVER. "

    Those were my words back in early January...

    I hope anyone foolish enough to actually buy this book knows that I WILL be laughing my ass off at them. Same goes for the idiots buying Claremont's regurgitated crapfest that will be X-Men.

    -L
    Comic book reviews (finally)

    So, I finally get around to posting my thoughts on the few books I picked up last week.

    Fused #2

    ADD beat me to the punch on #1, and looks like I got to #2 before he did. I'm not sure if that's a good thing...Anyway, the story of a man trapped inside a robot suit continues to unfold with surprising results. Given that Steve Niles has all but cornered the market on comic book horror lately, Fused is an...odd change of pace. Odd, but quite enjoyable. Medors art has grown on me over the short time between issues, and the continual twists in the story definitely keep me interested. I won't spoil it for anyone, I'll just say that this is an old-fashioned, fun comic book.

    Venom #11

    Sigh...I'm sure it will get cancelled soon, but I am enjoying this book. This issue is a flashback of sorts, and begins to clue you in on the details of exactly how and why there are two "Venom's" running around the Marvel Universe. Daniel Way's portrayal of the Fantastic Four is a bit stiff at times, but outside of Mark Waid, is probably the best I've seen in years. The battle between Venom and Thing was wonderful (albeit brief), and the art lends itself nicely enough to the fight scenes, if not the rest of the issue. My only problem? If you're going to have Mike deodato Jr draw a cover for you, make it more than just a slimy tongue. To me, all of Sam Keiths previous covers were some of my favorites of the past year, and this was just a disappointment. Granted, it has ALOT to do with the plot of the issue, but I felt it was a waste of a great talent.

    Ultimate Fantastic Four #3

    The Four finally get their powers...really, that's all that happens. But, it's still damn good.

    The Punisher #3

    Micro makes Frank an offer he can't refuse. I should really just buy Marvel comics in TPB form...

    Lone #1

    I tried this because I liked Fused so much. What do the two have in common? Both are published by Dark Horse division Rocket Comics. Now, Lone looks like a western on the outside...and it is. However, it's also a science fiction tale set in a post apocalyptic world where zombies abound, and apparently someone is now leading them; using them to take over a small town. Only one man can stop them, legendary gunfighter, Lone. Honestly, I didn't like it at first, but after reading it twice and getting used to the art, I'll admit I was wrong. Like Fused, it's not gonna change the face of comics, but it is a fun read.

    I also picked up Caper #5, and I'll just say it was very impressive. If murder mystery is your thing, then this is your book. Can't wait to see where it goes.

    -L

    Thursday, February 26, 2004

    More Kordey

    Newsarama has just posted an interview with Igor Kordey in response to his recent firing. Now, it's somewhat difficult to understand, but as a whole, Kordey is very outspoken about his time at Marvel. Here's hoping he catches on somewhere, or maybe we can get something original out of this, that would be interesting. Check it out at www.newsarama.com

    -L
    Kordey

    Yesterday I commented on Igor Kordey'd dismissal from Marvel, today ADD weighed in on the subject.

    Oh, and Igor Kordey, I am sorry Marvel screwed you, but that's what they do. Don't be so shocked.

    Short and to the point. Unfortunately it's also very true. I could stand here and say that we as consumers should not support things like this. That we should boycott Marvel for screwing their employees, but honestly it would get us nowhere. Things like this aren't going to stop until the artists and writers themselves just refuse to work for the company. Now, while I'm no fan of mediocre 90's comics, the guys over at Image had the right idea when they left. "We get treated bad as freelancers, lets start our own company." Maybe that's not exactly the way to go, but it's a step better than continuing to be someones whipping boy. I'm rambling...the point is, until the cretors themselves refuse to be a Bitch to the Big Two, the treatment won't stop. You know what they say, screw me once shame on you, screw me twice, shame on me.

    -L
    More Movie News

    Cinescape.com seems to be on a roll lately. This morning they're reporting that Robert Rodriguez (Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and unfortunately Spy Kids) has ALREADY started filming the Sin City movie. (Did anyone even know there was a movie being made?) Based on Frank Miller's comics of the same name, it's not known which book the film is based on, or if it's an amalgamation of a few, or all of them. What is known is that Josh Hartnett has been cast, and the opening sequence has been filmed. Also, creator Frank Miller is getting a co-directing credit on the film. That has to be a first. You can check it out at www.cinescape.com!
    A movie review!

    The Believer

    Wow. Based on the true story of a young Jewish man who became a Neo Nazi, The Believer is quite a powerful film. Director Henry Bean (screenwriter for Enemy of the State) serves up this controversial film, and it stars Ryan Gosling (Murder by Numbers) who's performance has been likened to De Niro in Taxi Driver. Can't say I agree with that, but Gosling's portrayal of Danny is very moving. My only beef with the film is that it seemed to only give you Danny's side of the argument, as he rarely interacted with any Jewish intellectuals. However, in his attempts to be both a Jew and a Nazi, one could say that he provides both sides of the story. Where the film really shines for me is the writing, Danny's arguments against Judaism are well thought out, and can be seen as valid. He hates the fact that the religion as a whole is pacifistic, the fact that the Jews as a people have no home to claim, and have always been nomadic, and the fact that the faith contradicts itself in every way. (What religion doesn't?) So, he becomes a Nazi, only to discover that everything he thought he could get away from is present in all social groups, no matter what their cause. Very rarely can you find someone who actually believes in what they are doing, be it praying to God, or killing Jews. Some do it for personal gain, some do it out of habit, while others do it because it is expected of them, or they do it to fit in. When there's nowhere left to turn, Danny realizes that his peace lies in being both a Nazi and a Jew, and it destroys him from the inside out. A great film, deserving of at least a rental. I for one plan on buying it, I'd love to hear the commentary by the director.

    -L
    Movie News

    Cinescape.com published a couple of interesting tidbits today.

    First up:

    "Now a new report over at FilmForce turns up the heat another notch. According to the site, their sources report that New Line Cinema is the studio looking at the DEADPOOL movie project, with Millar to write the script, BLADE: TRINITY helmer David Goyer to direct and TRINITY co-star Ryan Reynolds to star as the title character. "

    The Millar their talking about would be Mark Millar, comic book scribe extraordinare. For fans of the character such as myself, this is excellent news.

    Second was the fact that Underworld 2 will begin later this year. For those that haven't seen the first, go do so, it's one of the most inventive takes on the vampire mythos in quite sometime. Now, like most movies, it has its faults, but overall it's quite excellent, and is definitely one of my favorite films from last year. So much so that I paid to see it six times.

    Also of note to comic fans is that artist Igor Kordey has been fired from his current X-Men work, and may have been fired from Marvel as well. Sad news indeed. I enjoyed his run on Cable and Soldier X tremendously, and I certainly hope he moves on to greener pastures, far away from the likes of Joe Quesada and company.

    -L

    Tuesday, February 24, 2004

    Thank God it's Tuesday

    However, it seems like DVD releases or on the decline, as there are very few interesting things heading your way this week.

    Burns & Allen Comedy Collection

    One of three "classic" shows hitting this week. Both of which still hold up, strongly, against the comedies of today.

    The Dick Van Dyke Show: Season 3

    This is the second. Like I said, both are just pure comic genius.

    Chappelle's Show: Season One

    I thought this came out a few weeks ago. Hmmm...I could be wrong, or it could have been delayed. Anyway, this is sketch comedy at its finest. If youmiss the old SNL, then this show is probably for you.

    Jack Benny Comedy Collection

    Another classic, this one's worth checking out for fans of older television, very funny stuff.

    Matchstick Men

    Nicholas Cage and Sam Rockwell star in this flick, which I know nothing about. They're con men, and Sam Rockwell always kicks ass in whatever role he's in. If those two things float your boat, go rent it.

    The Missing

    Another recent film I haven't seen. It's directed by ron Howard, which is never a bad thing, so I may have to give it a chance.

    Avoid like the plague:

    Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

    Unless you're five, it won't be interesting. I promise.

    That does it for this week. I've been really lazy about posting movie reviews lately, hopefully that will change, as I've watched a ton of films in the last few days.

    -L

    Sunday, February 22, 2004

    Cover to Cover (Part 2)

    Chapter Five: Fun City

    First of all, I'm an idiot, Chapter Six isn't in this book, so looks like this'll only be a two parter. Lucky You.

    This chapter opens with shots of the Vegas nightlife, peppered with a boxing commentators words. We see a billboard announcing the fight which the man is speaking about. Typical stuff. Until you turn the page.

    The image of (presumably) Cassius Clay knocking the Wildcat (yes, that Wildcat) to the canvas is simply stunning. Like I said, Cookes art is very fluid, but this is just unbelievable. We see Ted fall, only to be saved by the bell. Then, in the next round he comes out swinging. He KO's Clay in one punch. In his own words: "I'm Ted friggin Wildcat Grant. This is my fight. These are my people. And tonigh, for one last time, I am their champion." The images are just sunning, especially Ted standing victorious in the middle or the ring.

    Now, during that we're treated to a small conversation between Bruce, Selina, Dinah, and Ollie. It's fairly obvious who they are, even for an unknowledgable person like myself. After the fight it gets more interesting. At the after party we get Hal Jordan, Rick Flagg, and Lois Lane, as well as the others. There's also brief mention of Grants JSA buddies, along with Superman.

    The next parts are straight, classic super hero moments. Barry Allen's chatting it up with his girl Iris, who happens to be attending the party. Captain Cold crashes said party and we get to see the Flash race to the scene. Now, above anything I've seen in the two issues published, Cooke's Flash is amazing. He captures the motion, the brashness, the quick thinking, the wittines, everything that the original Flash was, and everything he should have been. If his Superman is spot-on, then his Flash is perfection perfected. On top of that he manages to make Captain Cold look menacing in a time before people even knew what a "revamp" was. Not only doesFlash save the day, but he makes it snow in Las Vegas. Like I said, classic super hero stuff, and I mean classic.

    The final pages are a closer examination into Hal Jordan's life. Honestly, nothing that I didn't already know, and nothing that wasn't fairly obvious. Pappy (someone else I'm not familiar with) revealing that he'd set Hal up with a job at Ferris Aircraft seemed pretty important, and my guess would be that it's leading up to the origins of the Green Lantern (duh!) The second part of the issue moved much faster than the first, amazingly enough, but the art seemed more complex, like there was more to take in. The two shots of Wildcat I mentioned were amazing, as was Flash's race to Vegas, and his fight with Capt. Cold. The parts discussing the "polotics" of the time period were very interesting, but much too short in my opinion.

    I think where the first issue's story really blew me away, the art is what made this one so great. Funny, because I thought the art would end up being the only thing I liked about the series. Now, here Cooke has drawn me into the story, and then dazzled me with his ability to tell that story with pictures.

    This will be one of the best series ever to see print, period. If you're not reading it you're missing out on perhaps the truest super hero story to come along in years, not to mention the most beautiful. Am I over analzying it? Perhaps. Am I not analyzing it enough? I'd say definitely, but I plan on coming back to this again, and again, and again.

    It's not Watchmen, but in my opinion, it's shaping up to be one of the few stories since then that can, and will stand the test of time.

    -L

    Saturday, February 21, 2004

    Cover to Cover

    Let's call this an experiment. Hopefully it will be a successful one, and hopefully it won't be a boring one. I've just finished reading DC: The New Frontier #2 for the secondtime, and have decided to to a very lengthy "review" of it. Now, before I start I should say two things: one, there might be spoilers, though a book like this really doesn't have "spoilers" and two, my knowledge of the DCU especially its history, is very, very limited, so I'll try not to make any assumptions about something I'm not sure about.

    Okay, we can start with the cover, which I'll foolishly admit threw me off at first. I honestly had no idea what it was. Funny, isn't it. Of course, after looking closely I realized that it was part of Flash's costume...but then I noticed that it wasn't just that. The beakers and the vials, the "explosion" at the end of the lightning bolt, the crimson-black color surrounding what could conceivably be the moon...Darwyn Cooke has given us the origin of the Flash right on the cover. Now, I may just be slow, maybe everyone picked up on that as soon as the saw it, but I didn't. I think it may very well be one of the best covers I've ever seen.

    The inside cover has one of those "Duck and Cover" adds that were so common in the time period, which also adds a bit more nostalgia to the book, not that it needs anymore. So, here we are, Book Two: Strange Adventures.

    Chapter Four (hard to believe Cooke covered three chapters in the last book, but it was sure long enough) Gods and Monsters. How fitting. Cooke begins the issue with a "retelling" (could be a re-imagining" for all I know) of how the Martian Manhunter came to Earth. Now, Jonn is very recognizable, but he's also quite creepy.

    From there we go to Superman, who has happened upon a massacre of sorts, in Indo-China. Further investigation reveals Wonder Woman is somewhat responsible. We get a small tale of how she freed some captured women, then gave them an option to avenge themselves. They did so, and harshly. Diana's speech hits close to home when Kal asks how she could stand by and watch, that she was supposed to set an example. Diana's reply: "What, hand them a smile and a box of flags? Their families, their mates...their children were murdered before their eyes. This is civil war. I've given them freedom and a chance for justice...the Amercian Way!" She could very well be talking about modern problems, not just those of years past.

    After that we return to Jonn, acclimating himself with American culture, which is quite humourous, especially the use of another Warner property, Bugs Bunny. When he happens to catch a detective show (Mike Hammer no less) he decides that's what he'll be, Det. John Johns

    From there we have a small series of events (one panel each) showing the origin of Flash, Russias first venture into space and Eisenhower's pledge to stop communism and to advance our own space program.

    Then we go back to Gotham (two years later by now) to find John Johns and a private detective named Slam, hot on the trail of some kidnappers. Slams comment that "John is the only honest cop in Gotham, other than that new guy, Gordon," lends itself nicely to the nostalgic feel. He also comments on the hokeyness of Johns' comments, "corny as a comic book," he says.

    When they do make it to the kidnappers hideout, they discover they've been beaten to the punch. Here we have our first look at Batman in action. What's really interesting here is that not only does this serve as our intro to Batman, but when the place catches fire we also get the chance to discover Johns only real weakness.

    When Bats takes down the leader of the cult, Cooke lets his characters describe the horror, as opposed to letting the art do it for him. Here, less is indeed more. Slam describes Batmans handling of the crook as such: "I've seen my share of hard candy. I was a jarhead i the Pacific. There was even a time I collected for the juice man to make ends meet. But this--this bat-guy, he made my blood run cold."

    The fact that Batman scares the very kid he's trying to save was a nice touch too. I'm not sure about the next part, as Johns picks up a locked book the cult had, and their leader is screaming about "the centre." Hopefully it's a dangling plotline that will get wrapped up, otherwise it's a piece of DC history I'm unfamiliar with.

    End Chapter Three. I'll take a moment to comment on the visuals for it right now. Cooke's Wonder Woman is hands down the best I've ever seen. She seems much more like a warrior than the T&A object she's become. His Manhunter is creepy in alien form, and very "hard-boiled" as a human, very cliched, which is the effect he's going for. In fact, Johns appearence and demeanor reflect how the rest of the world percieved America to be. Cooke's Superman is spot-on, reminding me very much of the old Fleischer cartoons (definitely not a bad thing). The panels with Wonder Woman and Superman are quite interesting, seeing her basically take charge of the situation, not backing down from "the man." Very, "women's lib" kind of thing, without beating you over the head with it. His Batman seems to almost move on the page, and is almost as creepy as his Manhunter. In fact, all the art seems very "fluidic." it's almost like watching an old newsreel or one of those old serials. The fact that Bats doesn't say a word makes his appearence that much better.

    Told you it would be long...and that's just the one chapter. Perhaps I'm in over my head, so I'll break these up. Chapter five later, that'll give me a bit more time to collect my thoughts on it, maybe reread the book again, then maybe I'll get to six by tomorrow.

    -L

    Friday, February 20, 2004

    Patch Drury

    You don't know him. I don't really know him, but he's a pretty smart man. In my opinion, much too smart to be doing what he does for a living, but that doesn't really matter. Here's what he had to say about Mel Gibson's new film The Passion of the Christ, or the controversy surrounding it, I should say.


    All that being said, last night I watched Mel Gibson being interviewed by Diane Sawyer for an hour. An hour I'll never get back. If it weren't for the cute girl in the room, I probably wouldn't have lasted for the full program. At any rate, I just can't believe there's a controversy here. Some folks are worried that the film might fuel anti-Jewish sentiment. That would certainly be awful if it happened but come on. I don't think video-games made those kids at Columbine shoot their classmates and I don't think this movie will make people rush out and persecute Jews. There's real and genuine hate that exist in our world and it doesn't need and excuse to show itself. If you watch a movie where a group of Jews kill Jesus and as a result you take it upon yourself to exact revenge on the behalf of Christ - then, let's be honest, it was really only a matter of time before your clothes hamper talked you into it anyway.

    I'll be adding a link to his blog tomorrow, hopefully. It's always worth a read, especially for people who like "slice of life" stories. Check it out.

    -L
    Best. News. Ever.

    It's been a long week, and an even longer day it feels like, but my world lit up when I found this little tidbit waiting on me at cinescape.com:

    TV Shows on DVD has the news straight from Universal Home Video that the first season of QUANTUM LEAP is coming to DVD this spring. The studio will release a two-disc set on June 8 that will retail for $59.98 containing the two-hour pilot and all eight episodes from the first season.

    We're told by a Universal rep that an announcement detailing the set's features should be released in the next week and if it will have any commentary tracks by stars Scott Bakula and Dean Stockwell


    Now, for most folks, things like this just don't make their day. However, this has made my year. This is, without a doubt the best television show, ever. The price does seem a little steep, but I'm sure it'll be on sale somewhere. I'd be willing to shell out $35-$40, which will likely end up being the actual price. Here's hoping they come up with some killer extras to include, and that they keep the sets coming. I don't think I've been this excited in fifteen years.

    Other interesting notes on the site were Kevin Smiths involvement with a Green Hornet flick, and Morgan Freeman getting cast in the new Batman movie. Today just turned out to be good all around.

    -L

    Tuesday, February 17, 2004

    Still writing about Swamp Thing...


    Yeah, I'm still slowly making my way through the book. Last night I finished two of the chapters, ending with Swanpy's battle with Arcane. Now, I'm only halfway through, I know, but the battle seemed very anti-climactic to me. Yes, there were things that left you hanging at the end, but we basically only get a few panels of Thing beating the crap out of the guy. Given what he's put our green monster thru in the last few stories, you'd think a bigger ass whooping was in store...

    That's probably the super hero fan in me showing thru. I will say I loved it, no matter how short the battle was.

    -L
    DVD-Day

    It's another light week for DVD fans, which is good because after some major shafu with my car, I'm dead friggin' broke. Here's what's headed your way:

    Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

    Having already seen this I can say witha little distance that it's not really a bad movie. By no means is it a great one, but Spade fans should like it, and old TV buffs will get a brief kicki out of seeing former child stars on the silver screen.

    Full Metal Panic: Mission 7

    The final episodes of this fantastic series, unfortunately I haven't made it past disc three yet. All you anime fans should check this out, it's a must buy.

    Masked & Anonymous

    Bob Dylan's somewhat acclaimed movie, with a very agreeable cast, but I have my doubts about Dylan's ability to write anything comprehensible. I'll eventually get around to seeing it, but not in the near future.

    Roswell: The Complete First Season

    Fans of the show have been clamoring for this for awhile now, and they finally get their wish. I've never watched it, so I can't really comment on it.

    Runaway Jury

    A brilliant cast, and a somewhat interesting plot make this a movie I definitely want to see.

    See, a light week. Go forth and purchase!

    -L
    In awe

    This is probably boring to everyone but me, but...

    My new favorite television show, Unwrapped (on the Food Network) just had a small "report" on a new product (new to me at least) called Sinfully Delicious. They're dessert pills, designed to give you the full flavor of a variety of desserts, but with only a few calories per pill. I say pill, because that's exactly what they look like. Tiny, flavorful aspirin. Now, for a food (and especially dessert) lover like myself, this is science at it's finest.

    I have no idea where you can buy them, but I'm going to assume a web search will turn something up. Supposedly they retail for about $10 a box and contain 12 varieties of dessert. Likely the best personal discovery since Jelly Bellies, years ago. Hmmm...maybe I don't have to do all that exercising anymore. (Hi Cory!)

    -L

    Monday, February 16, 2004

    Out of my blogging mind...

    Be back soon.

    Seriously, apologies for the lack of blogging recently. My writing attentions have been focused elsewhere, and work has kept me busy, as it always seems to do the first two week of the month. I've been reading alot, but other than Moore's Swamp Thing, nothing has interested me enough to warrant discussing it. Speaking of, finished the second chapter in the trade, and I must say it's truly horrific. It's disgusting, creepy, perverse, and yet it keeps me coming back for more. Or is that for Moore?

    Puns aside, tomorrow is DVD-Day, so definitely check back to see what's headed to your local Wal-Mart. Aside from that, the blog will probably end up being me talking Swamp Thing for the next week or so. That is, unless something else interesting happens. So, if you like my opinions on the subject, stick around, I'll be sure to shovel some more on the heap.

    -L

    Sunday, February 15, 2004

    More Swamp Thing

    Last night I dove into the second trade of Alan Moore's Swamp Thing run, Love and Death. The intro by Neil Gaiman was a surprise, and pretty entertaining in its own right. I only managed to get through the first story, but seeing as how this was my first reading of it (yes, I know, a bit late, aren't I?) I wanted to take my time. "The Burial" proved to be one hell of a read, and will likely go down as one of my favorite stories ever. Moore, in one issue, manages to not only retell the origin of Swamp Thing as it was originally written, but to successfully put the past to rest. The art is as horrifically brilliant as it was in the previous volume, merging with Moore's words to create something truly unique. Watching Swamp Thing confront both the ghost of Alec Holland and the mistake, the fatal mistake, of his past is "haunting" to say the least. Moore manages to give this thing more humanity and emotion than most writers can with actual human characters. Top notch work from a top notch creative team. I'm greatly looking forward to finishing this book.

    -L

    Saturday, February 14, 2004

    Old new review

    Something like that. I've just finished rereading all of Alan Moores Saga of the Swamp Thing trade, and enjoyed it even more the second time around. For those who haven't read it (why?) it contains two stories or "arcs", both unique and excellent in their own right, and it's almost impossible to actually pick the better of the two. The first is somewhat a "retelling" of Swamp Things origins, with Moore adding his own spin on it, which shocked the hell out of me the first time I actually read it. As old as it is it still remains one of the best, most original ideas I've ever seen in a comic book, at least as far as "super heroes" go. The ensuing battle with the Floronic Man isn't exactly spectacular, but I don't think it was meant to be. Yes there are punches, but in the end the enemy isn't beaten by might, he's beaten by reasoning and his own overzealousness. At least, that's my take on it. Moore's involvement of the Justice League in the story was minimal, and yet his take on the characters is excellent, especially Superman. Now, the second story is just as great, but is more along the lines of a traditional horror book, and that's not a bad thing at all. What shines in the second arc is Moores writing of the Demon, Etrigan. I've never been a big fan, but Moore writes him better in this appearance than probably anyone has since. Like the Justice League, his appearance is played down a bit (tho he has more screen time than they did) so that the true stars of the book actually seem like just that. The story itself is wonderful, a demon that feeds on fear was released accidentally by a boys parents when the were playing with a ouija board. Their child is put in an institution when the demon kills them, and somehow the demon follows, feeding off the other children's fears. It's much better than I make it sound, trust me. While I'll probably read through it again, it may not be for quite sometime. If it's been awhile since anyone out there has picked it up, I suggest you do so, and remember just how great some of those old comics are. This is and will forever be one of the best trades ever published, and contains some of the best work by a true master of the medium. The one thing I didn't touch on was the artwork, but anyone who reads the first fifteen or so pages will quickly realize that Bissette is just amazing, capturing the essence of Moore's tales brilliantly. I could talk about this book for hours...but I won't.

    Happy Valentine's Day everyone.

    -L

    Friday, February 13, 2004

    Second Opinion

    Chris Allen had this to say about Ennis' new Punisher title under Marvel's MAX imprint.

    I’m not really clear why this title needed to be relaunched under the MAX imprint, as it was plenty violent enough as a Marvel Knights title, but Ennis sure takes advantage of the increased creative freedom. Fittingly, it reprises his origin for new readers, moving quickly to what comprises the largest portion of the first issue, a huge Mafia gala-turned-bloodbath, with La Rosa drawing some of the most graphic and realistic images of bloodshed ever seen in a Marvel book. Dean White’s coloring is a big part of the effect as well, sticking mainly to a realistic palette intercut with panels with a kind of a gold patina to make them stand out more. Issue #2 gives more of the Mafia’s perspective, as the remaining soldiers are scrambling to find new leadership and a plan to take the Punisher out. It’s good, cinematic storytelling, though it’s not yet in service of much of a story. Right now, it’s a reintroduction of Frank Castle and what he does best, which is killing criminals, though long-time fans will be delighted or infuriated at the return of a character not seen in many years. It seems that perhaps the awful final arc by Ennis of the previous volume was perhaps a thumbed nose at Marvel for having to put superheroes into the book, but at any rate, this is the kind of Punisher he’s best at, played straight.

    Glad to see I'm not the only one enjoying it. For more by Allen, check out his Breakdowns column, the link has just been added to the right of the page.

    -L

    Wednesday, February 11, 2004

    New link


    I've added a new link to the right, it says My comic strip. Basically it's just a way to kill time or fight boredom. Feel free to check it out, and start one of your own.

    I'll be back later with a few comic reviews hopefully.

    -L

    Tuesday, February 10, 2004

    Another Tuesday

    One that isn't going to see very many noteworthy DVD's at that. No matter, I have a few other things to touch on as well, so let's get to it.


    In The Cut

    I know nothing about this except it stars Meg Ryan looking very unappealing. It has something to do with murder, so it may be a mystery.

    Intolerable Cruelty

    One of the most disappointing movies of last year comes to DVD in time for Valentine's Day. It's a Coehn Bros. film, and probably worth a look for fans, but be warned, it's not half as clever as any of their other work.

    The Lion King 1 1/2

    Watch the events from the first film through the eyes of Timon & Pumba. Looks promising, but may end up being a dud. I'll let you know.

    Sitting Ducks: Season 1 Quack Pack

    Quite the entertaining cartoon, it used to air afternoons on Cartoon Network. I recommend this to anyone with young children, it's very amusing.

    Wonderland

    Based on the 1981 Wonderland Ave murders, this film features an all star cast, and a promising storyline. It's one I'm really interested in, so expect a review sometime soon.

    X-Men Evolution: Powers Revealed

    Finally, we get more episodes of this excellent toon on DVD. Sadly, it's been cancelled, but at least they're putting them out to buy.

    As for the rest of the news...

    Cinescape.com, along with a few other sites, have reported that Bryan Singer and X2 writers Dan Harris and Michael Doughtery have signed on to write Marvel's Ultimate X-Men. This is indeed good news for fans of the series.

    Cinescape also reported that we will see the original Star Wars Trilogy on DVD by the end of the year, which is great, except that they will be the remastered versions, which just sucked. Here's hoping the include both cuts of each film.

    They also report that the Simpson's movie may finally get made, and that Liam Neeson's name is now attached to the new Batman film, though it's not known who he will be playing.

    So, it looks like fairly good news all around.

    -L

    Monday, February 09, 2004

    And where...is THE BATMAN?

    Cinescape.com has just posted a couple of images on the new Batman cartoon that is currently in production. According to their reports it will be a "Year Three" atmosphere, showing his first run-ins with some of the better known members of his rogue's gallery. It looks promising, and I love the titile: The Batman. Check it out for yourself over at www.cinescape.com.

    -L
    Being lazy

    I can't decide if I hate it when someone else writes something before me, and better than I can, or if I love it because that means I can be a slacker. ADD just posted this review of Fused #1 on his blog (look to the right, click, then read) and I couldn't agree more. I haven't read the previous entries in the series, and found it fairly easy to jump into. I might pick up #2 this week, if I have some extra cash. So, yeah, here's what Alan said:

    Fused #1 -- After four artistically -- uh, diverse issues at Image, Steve Niles relaunches at Dark Horse with new artist Josh Medors. The good news is that the plight of scientist Mark Haggerty -- trapped inside a powerful cyberetic suit that he can't escape and that may have consumed his body -- is as compelling as ever. Niles moves the story along with some interesting revelations about how his body and the suit seem to be evolving in their interaction with each other, and the cliffhanger ending is a shock and a horror. The bad news, in my opinion, is that Medors isn't really suited to the story. Original artist Paul Lee seemed perfectly in synch with Niles and his story, but none of the other artists associated with the series have managed to win me over. The writing is strong enough to bring me back for future installments, but the synergy of the earliest issues of the original series definitely seems to have gone missing. Grade: 3.5/5

    It's not a bad book, and if you've got three bucks to spare, it's worth the time.

    -L

    Thursday, February 05, 2004

    Speaking of Mr. Moore

    Rereading his Saga of the Swamp Thing I discovered these nice little words in his introduction:

    "The very first thing that anyone reading a modern horror comic should understand is that there are great econimic advantages in being able to prop up an ailing, poor-selling comic book with an appearance by a successful star. Consequently, all the comic book stories produced by any given publisher are likely to take place in the same imaginary universe. This includes the brightly colored costume adventurers populating their super-hero titles, the shambling monstrosities that dominate their horror titles, and the grizzled cowpoke who's wandered in from a western title through a convenient time warp. For those more familiar with conventional literature, try to imagine Dr. Frankenstein kidnapping one of the protagonists of Little Women for his medical experiments, only to find himself subject to the scrutiny of a team-up between Sherlock Holmes and Hercule Poirot. I'm sure that both the charms and the overwhelming absurdities of this approach will become immediately apparent, and so it is in comic books: Swamp Thing exists in the same universe as Superman, the same world as Batman and Wonder Woman and all the other denizens of the cosmos delineated within the pages of DC Comics various publications.

    As I said above, this approach has both its charms and absurdities. the absurdities are obvious: to work properly, horror needs a delicate and carefull sustained atmosphere-one capable of being utterly ruined by the sudden entrance of a man in green tights and an orange cloak, especially if as a chracter, he's fond of ouns. The charms are much harder to find, but once revealed, can actually be rewarding. The continuity-expert's nightmare of a thousand different super-powered characters coexisting in the same continuum can, with the application of a sensitive and sympathetic eye, become a rich and fertile mythic background with fascinating archetypal characters hanging around, waiting to be picked like grapes on the vine. Yes, of course, the whole idea is utterly inane, but to let its predictable inanities blind you to its truly fabulous and breathtaking aspects is to do oneself and the genre an injustice"

    Quite the words of wisdom there Alan. In a comic book community where fanboys bicker about things fitting where they think they should fit, and how they think they should fit, statements like this may be considered a form of mutiny. I won't dissect the words, I'll only say that they should be read more than once to be fully grasped.

    I do want to say that I found this: "For those more familiar with conventional literature, try to imagine Dr. Frankenstein kidnapping one of the protagonists of Little Women for his medical experiments, only to find himself subject to the scrutiny of a team-up between Sherlock Holmes and Hercule Poirot." to be quite interesting, seeing as how Moore went on to write The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. One could wonder which came first...

    -L
    Now I find something!

    Cinescape has just leaked what is quite the big rumor regarding the developing Watchmen movie. If you don't know what Watchmen is, just stop reading now.

    "SCOOP 11: 'And, in the WATCHMEN, Sigourney Weaver as the Silk Spectre. Daniel Craig as Rorschach.'

    Some months back there were rumors that casting ideas for the WATCHMEN movie were being tossed around, including the intriguing idea of casting John Cusack as The Nite Owl. This is the first rumor we've heard mentioning either Weaver or Craig specifically.

    Our scooper added that the role Weaver would play would be the older version of Silk Spectre (the younger Spectre is her daughter and wife of Dr. Manhattan.) Craig played Alex West in the first TOMB RAIDER film and also had roles in ROAD TO PERDITION, ELIZABETH and THE ICE HOUSE. "

    Now, keep in mind this is all rumor, nothing has been announced as of yet. This brings up the nightmare that was the League of Extaordinary Gentlmen.

    Both were written by the extremely talented Alan Moore, as was From Hell, which was also adapted into a film (and I'll say was much better than The League). Now, with his fans disgruntled by the last two adaptations of his work, one would hope that they won't screw this up.

    Ah, will Hollywood never learn?

    Want more? Hop on over to www.cinescape.com

    -L
    Stalking at its Finest

    With nothing else to talk about, I direct you once more to ADD's blog where he's just posted a brief interview with Larry Young, writer and publisher extraordinare. This is by far my favorite of Alan's recent "5 Questions" postings. Keep up the great work Mr. Doane.

    -L

    Wednesday, February 04, 2004

    No witty titles

    ADD posted an interview with Dirk Deppey on his own blog recently. They discussed various things coimc book related, and all in all it was a great read. Now we have Neilalien responding to some of those comments on his own site, which I've added to my link on the right. Both should be read right now, especially if you have any interest in the business side of comics. As for my stance, I think both men have some good points, but Neilalien almost echoes my own views on the subject.

    www.addblog.com

    For the original interview with Dirk.

    www.neilalien.com

    For the response.

    -L

    Tuesday, February 03, 2004

    Tuesday I'm in Love

    They were wrong, screw Friday's, Tuesday is the love of my life.

    Allan Quatermain And Lost City Of Gold
    King Solomon's Mines


    Richard Chamberlain and Sharon Stone star in a pair of Indiana Jones-esque movies. Based on the H. Rider Haggard novels, neither movie is particularly bad, but they are very low budget, even for the time period. If action-adventure is your thing, give these a look.

    American Splendor

    A look at the life of Harvey Pekar, who's autobiographical indy comic book, American Splendor, became a huge success. Sadly, I don't know much about it, but it has been recommended to me by everyone who's seen it. I live in a podunk backwards city that refuses to show stuff like this in their movie theatres, fearful it may actually intice people into leaving I suppose. I will be buying it, and as soon as I watch it I'll let you know what I think.

    Gilligan's Island: The Complete First Season

    This classic finally gets the season treatment. I'm not really a fan, but this show does have a ton of followers. My only question? Where the Hell is The Andy Griffith Show at?

    Lost In Translation

    Sophia Coppola's Award winning film arrives on DVD, and I can't wait to see it.

    Planet Of The Apes

    One of the greatest science fiction movies ever made gets the red carpet treatment in this release.

    Secondhand Lions

    This one's on my "to see" list as well.

    Under The Tuscan Sun

    A "chick flick" that may be bearable, I'll let you know.

    Avoid like the plague:

    My Boss's Daughter

    Typical teen crapfest.
    Janet Jackson's Jugs

    Half the world got to see one of them. There, I've addressed the issue.

    Now, on to something else...

    I went to Wal-Mart today and was pleasantly surprised to find both the X-Men Legends and Hulk Legends figures on the shelf. I only picked up two, Archangel and Mr. Fixit. The Archangel figure isn't anything special, but Hulk fans should love the Mr. Fixit. He comes with a gun, a removable trenchcoat, and a a removable hat, and is detailed beyond belief. Very cool for fanboys like myself. Anyone with an itch to buy an action figure, this is the best one I've purchased in quite some time. If you've got a kid, just pretend you're buying it for them.

    I've also discovered a great show on the Food Network. I don't think I've mentioned it before, and I'm too lazy to look. It's called Unwrapped, and it's basically the history of food, with each episode showcasing different products. It's hosted by Mark summers (you may remember him from Double Dare) and is on almost every night I believe. It's informative for food buffs like myself, and I recommend it to anyone who has time to kill.

    -L

    Monday, February 02, 2004

    The Error of Your Ways

    Mr. Doane posted this on his own blog just recently:

    Caper #1-4 -- Judd Winick mostly leaves me cold as a writer, and I have given his work multiple choices to impress me. Based on the recommendation of someone I trust (Jim Crocker of Modern Myths in Northampton, Massachusetts), though, and also because of the strengths of artist Farel Dalrymple, I decided to give Caper a look. I'm glad I did, and even more glad that I picked up #1-4 all together, as they comprise the first story-arc of this 12-issue limited series. Winick's story concerns two brothers who end up working for a Jewish mobster in San Francisco in the early 1900s. The surprisingly affecting script involves love, jealousy and betrayal, enveloped in an extraordinarily convincing sense of place and circumstance. Dalrymple -- who you may know from Pop Gun War as a gifted and unique artist -- is well-chosen to depict the clothing, architecture and character of the era. These four issues contain a tight and involving story that moves quickly with no false notes or missed beats. Future issues will move forward in time to reveal the consequences and legacies of the characters in the first four chapters, and I am looking forward to seeing the rest of the saga of Caper. Grade: 4/5

    I'd just like to say, I'm glad to see you've come around. Now, for all those that haven't, go read this friggin' book! Unlike Alan, I do tend to like Judd Winick's writing, but this series has been above and beyond everything I've seen from him. This is sure to go down as one of the years best in my book, and if you liked this, I suggest Blood+Water if you haven't already picked it up.

    -L

    Sunday, February 01, 2004

    Happy Birthday Alan

    I'm sure I'm not the first person, but here's hoping I'm the first blogger to say it. Here's a little present for you on this special day:

    The Battle of Shaker Heights

    War is hell. Especially if you're a teenager. Shia Laboeuf plays Kelly, a teen with an odd hobby; he reenacts wars. Of course, that's just the window dressing. The movie tells the story of a kid coming to terms with life, his life. Realizing that people make mistakes, and that it's what you do after that that really counts. (I stole that line directly from the movie...) This is the second film from HBO's Project Greenlight, and it's a damn good one. Shia is an up-an-coming name in Hollywood, and very much reminds me of a young Tom Hanks (without the looks). It's also got Amy Smart (The Butterfly Effect) and Elden Henson(The Mighty, and oddly enough, The Butterfly Effect too) along with a few other familiar faces. The acting is great, but the script is what really impressed me. Erica Beeney captures life as a misguided teen perfectly, and deals with all of those problems (bullies, crushes, friends, parents, and virginity, which sadly got taken out of the movie) the "unpopular" and popular alike had in high school. No, it's not the best movie I've ever seen, but as far as teen dramas go, it's one of the best made in quite some time. The coming-of-age elements seem toned down (like the virginity factor getting removed) but all in all I think it's a fine movie, and a valiant effort by all involved. Sadly the DVD had nothing in the way of special features. The inclusion of some commentary by the filmmakers would definitely enhance the film and shine some light onto why some of the harder elements were toned down, and insight by the actors on their roles would've been great. Hell, even a documentary that chronicled the making of the film (since one already exists) would've been great. However, it's quite worth the rental fee.

    Yeah, it wasn't really a present, I just didn't want to have to write out another post. I'm lazy.

    Anyway, have a great birthday Alan, here's wishing you 38 more.

    Thursday, January 29, 2004

    More Comics

    It was either movies or comics this week, and I chose comics. Here's what I picked up:

    Venom #10 $2.99

    I like this book. Some people don't, and I can see why. It's formulaic to a degree, and the art isn't anything special, but the concept has potential. Wolverine is part of the current "Run" arc and Spider-Man will be showing up in the next one. Obviously it's somewhat of a marketing ploy to try an boost sales (at least as far as Wolvie is concerned), but fortunately it hasn't hindered the book story wise. Seeing the symbiote take over Wolverines body was pretty sweet, in a fanboyish way of course.

    Hulk: Grey #5 $3.50

    Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale continue their "retelling" of the Hulk mythos, and it's just fantastic. Next month will see the final issue, so I'll try to piece together a review for the entire series.

    Ultimate Fantastic Four #2 $2.25

    Bendis and Millar continue to reimagine Marvel's first family, and surprisingly make it better. The pacing is very, very slow, so most people should read this in a collected form.

    The Punisher #2 $2.99

    Not much happens in the way of plot, but damn is it violent. I'm still standing by my "Reservoir Dogs in print" comment from a week ago. If you like violence with your plots, this is your book.

    That's all I've had time to get to, but hopefully I can cover some more ground tonight.

    Tuesday, January 27, 2004

    Happy DVD Day!!!

    It's Tuesday and I'm broke, but hopefully you're not, here's a few things you can spend your extra money on:


    Alice In Wonderland (Masterworks Edition)

    Disney gives their adaption of Lewis Carrols classic tale the red carpet treatment. If you liked this movie, or have kids that do, this is a must own.

    Chappelle's Show: Season One

    One of the funniest things on television right now. Comedy Central finally releases something other than South Park in a season format, and I couldn't be happier. If you like South Park, you'll love this show.

    Comic Book: The Movie

    This mockumentary is brough to you by Mr. Mark Hamil...that's Luke Skywalker for those not in the know. I can't tell you much about it, only that there are guest stars galore. I'll review it as soon as I see it.

    The Critic: The Entire Series

    One of the best animated shows ever to air, it's still in reruns on Comedy Central. If you like the Simpsons, buy this, it's almost just as good.

    Friends: The Complete Sixth Season

    The show really started to slow down here, and has been limping along ever since. Look for season nine to be out by the time the series ends.

    G.I. Joe: Season One

    I could be mistaken, but I believe they're splitting Season One into two parts, so this only has half of the first season, but it does have some sweet extras.

    Labyrinth (Collector's Edition)

    This is one of those I've never gotten around to watching but heard so much about. It's gotten a few releases on DVD, but this one takes the cake with all kinds of extras and some sweet packaging.

    Radio

    It's Remember the Titans meets Rain Man, and supposedly based on a true story.


    Avoid like the plague:

    House Of The Dead

    Trust me, just avoid it.
    Story of the Century

    I have just finished rereading Howard Chaykin's first two American Century trades, and must say, they're still pretty impressive. For those who don't know, American Century is the story of Harry Kraft, a man who's gotten away with everything you ever wanted to do. After abandoning his former life, Harry resurfaces in Guatemala as a small time smuggler with nothing on his mind but booze, money, and women. When that turns sour he heads back home to the U.S. only to end up as a bodyguard for a rising starlet in Hollywood.

    Howard Chaykin and David Tischman weave the quintessential "American" tale in the pages of this book. Guns, booze, women, drugs, goverment scandals, sex, money, and a hero that isn't exactly a hero. It's all here, and it's all brilliantly pencilled by Marc Laming.

    This is one of the best collected books out there, and it's well worth your money and time.
    Anything Else?

    Quite a few things actually. First a word to the DVD buying public; if you're looking to pick up some DVD's dirt cheap, try your local Movie Gallery. Yeah, I know it's considered a poor man's Blockbuster, but they have a "Buy 2, Get 1 Free" deal that's always in effect for their used DVD's. On top of that they're guaranteed for life, so if they quit working you get a replacement or a refund. Most of the prices range in the $10-$15 range, but when you can get three for $20-$30 it's quite a bargain. So, do yourself a favor, next time you want to blow your hard earned cash on DVD's, stop by there. I did, here's what I picked up:

    Anything Else- Woody Allen's latest film is one of his best, and one of the best movies I've seen in awhile, and I have a huge dislike for most of his films, if that tells you anything. For anyone who hates the "typical" romance film, look this one up and give it a shot, it's probably right up your alley.

    Jeepers Creepers 2- Yeah, it's a cheesy teen horror flick, and not a truly great one at that, but what's the point in buying just one movie when you get three for such a great price! Kidding aside, if you didn't like the first film, you won't like this one. I didn't hate the first, and don't hate this one. It's pretty fun for the most part, and has an ending that's pretty suitable.

    S.W.A.T.- You're either SWAT or you're not...at least that's what they say. If you're looking for a brainless action film, this is right up your alley. Better than The Italian Job, but nowhere near as inventive as Ocean's 11, SWAT won't impress you, but it likely won't leave a bad taste in your mouth.

    Monday, January 26, 2004

    Just a quick thanks to Alan's link to my blog, and for those that aren't reading his, here's what he said about DC: The New Frontier

    New Frontier #1 -- Let's get one thing straight -- $6.95 (USD) for each issue of this sprawling saga of the DC Universe as it never was is a bargain. This first issue blazes along with a mature, dynamic tale that takes at least a half-hour to read because it's so full of story. In 64 ad-free pages, writer/artist Darwyn Cooke proves to be a creative double-threat in the spirit of 1980s Frank Miller, John Byrne or Walt Simonson -- both writing and drawing a story so good that the wait between issues is going to be exquisitely painful. Cooke's sublimely beautiful cartooning perfectly evokes "the lost innocence of the Silver Age," (to coin a phrase), here featuring loving and respectful (but never boring) tributes to Harvey Kurtzman, Alex Toth, Jack Kirby and other true gods of comics art. When I finished this first issue, I felt as if I had just experienced a full-length graphic novel, and as another comics blogger has noted, I wouldn't blink if the pricetag on this series were ten bucks an issue. New Frontier looks to be the best superhero series of 2004, and is guaranteed to provide thrills and drama whether you care for the genre or not. Grade: 5/5

    The "other blogger" is me, and thanks for mentioning that Alan. So, there you have it, New Frontier is one of the best books of the year...what are you waiting for?

    -L
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma!!!!!


    I did something today that I don't do often enough...I went to the theatre. It was a two hour drive in the rain, but dammit, I went! The place was the Fabulous Fox Theatre in Atlanta, Ga. and the show was Rodgers and Hammerstein's Oklahoma! Now, I've seen it before, and likely will again, but this was by far the best production I have witnessed. The sets were fabulous, the acting (as well as the singing and dancing) were just terrific, and the effects (yes, as in "special effects) were dazzling. This is one of the best plays ever written and the first to use music to advance the plot (and to my knowledg was also the first collaboration by the Dynamic Duo previously mentioned). I'm a bit worn out, so I'll just finish by saying it was one of the most enjoyable afternoons I've had in quite awhile, and money well spent. There is absolutely nothing that can compare to live theatre, especially when it's done as brilliantly as this.

    -L

    Friday, January 23, 2004

    Adding two more to the pile...

    Got a chance to read two more of those pesky comic books last night:

    DC: The New Frontier #1 $6.95

    Yeah, at $6.95 I was hoping there would be a ton of stuff to this book, but I feared the worst (It would be chock full of splash pages, little dialogue, and little background). I shall never doubt Darwyn Cooke again. NEVER. For those unfamiliar with the name, Cooke is an artist whose main influences are Alex Toth and Jack Kirby, and if you don't know who they are, I can't help you. While the influences are clear, Cooke blends the styles perfectly, and we're left with something that's fairly Mike Allred-like, but different. Back to the subject, New Frontier reminded me of Marvels, only more interesting. The art isn't as "realistic" as Ross' paintings, but for some reason that makes it all the better. Also, unlike Marvels, New Frontier isn't an "outsiders" look into the DCU. It's more like a war story told by someone who lived through the battle. It's full of history, yet it doesn't come off dull or boring because by the time you realize that's what you're getting into, the action has already pulled you in. We see the fall of DC's Losers, Hal Jordan as a child seeking out his hero, the JSA disbanding after being called communists, Superman attempting to take out Batman, the death of Hourman, the rise of another Suicide Squad, and finally an older Hal fighting for his life after being shot down in Korea. This book spans decades of "history" and leaves you wanting more, and on top of that took well over thirty minutes to read. It's been awhile since I've bought a single issue of a series and felt I've gotten my money's worth, I'd have gladly paid ten dollars for this, so it's a steal at under seven. This will likely be the best book published by either of the "Big Two" this year, and I strongly recommend you buy it.

    Freaks of the Heartland #1 $2.99

    To be honest, I wasn't sure what to expect from this. My only experience with writer Steve Niles has been 30 Days of Night and the Follow up Dark Days. Both of those are vampire books, and both of them are fabulous, and do more for the horror genre than anything since the days of EC Comics. The artist, Greg Ruth, is unknown to me, so I had nothing to go on there. That said, this isn't a book about vampires, and it really isn't horror, per se. It's (apparently) the story of a young boy, Trevor, and his brother, Will. Their father is the typical menacing type, and the mother is your typical cowering type, and Trevor seems somewhat content to let things lie. Will, however, isn't normal at all. What's wrong with him isn't exactly clear, but he's kept chained up in their barn. Trevors talk of "something that never should have happened" keeps you in suspense for most of the story, and the fact the he plans on sneaking himself and his brother out for the evening leaves you wondering until the next issue. It's a fairly quick read, which is usually a downfall, except here the art completely overshadows that. Like the previous Niles stores I've mentioned (which were illustrated by Ben Templesmith), Freaks of the Heartland must be read at least twice to appreciate it. First to take in the story (which moves pretty quickly) then to take in the art (which is breathtaking). Niles is on his way to becoming one of the greatest writers the comics world has ever known, and this book is sure to be one of the best reads of the year.

    Thursday, January 22, 2004

    Some more comics!

    Yeah, yesterday was Wednesday, so that meant new comics to read. I picked up quite a few things, but here's my opinion on the few I've actually gotten to read:

    New X-Men #152 $2.25

    Part two of Morrisons final arc, "Here Comes Tomorrow," is set entirely in the future. It's somewhat confusing, but interesting just the same. I still won't spoil anything, I'll save the real review for when the arc's complete.

    Fantastic Four #509 $2.25

    I haven't been following the book for quite awhile, but I did know the outcome of last months issue. If you don't want to know, I suggest you stop reading now...

    Ben Grimm is dead, and at the hands of his best friend, Reed Richards no less. It seems the Four...or Three as the case may be, have gone their seperate ways at the beginning, but Reeds discovery that Ben's soul still exists reunites them on a search for their fallen friend. With Wieringo back on art duties and Waid still writing the scripts, Fantasic Four climbs to the top of my list of must read superhero books. This is one of the best books available, and it looks like it will just get better.

    Here's what else I picked up:

    Thanos #5 $2.99
    New Frontier #1 $6.99
    Freaks of the Heartland #1 $2.99

    More on those as soon as I read them.

    -L

    Wednesday, January 21, 2004

    Those comic book things I promised...

    So, here we go, I finally get around to doing what I said I would.

    The Punisher #1 $2.99

    Her we have yet another relaunch of the characters book, this time sending it to Marvel's MAX line. I think it fits the Punisher well, especially with Garth Ennis at the writing reigns. Basically we have a recap of Frank's "origin" and then an example of his hatred for those in organized crime. The "one man war" is extremely gruesome, yet effective. I think the art complements the writing very well, I'd say it's a bit like an illustrated Reservoir Dogs but, that's just my opinion. The biggest surprise in the issue is the end. I won't spoil it for anyone, but let's say that someone from Frank's past has come back to haunt him.

    The Avengers #77 $0.50

    Yeah, you'd think for fitfty cents this would be a bargain. Well, you'd be wrong. Admittedly I haven't been keeping up with the exploits of the team, but since this is a jumping on point for new readers, that shouldn't have been a problem. It is. The only saving grace in the book is Coipel's artwork, and it's doesn't even make it worth the cover price. The characters are two dimensional, the plot is thinner than a dime, and the cliche's run rampant. Do yourself a favor and avoid this at all cost.

    New X-Men #151 $2.25

    Grant Morrison's final arc on the book is shaping up nicely, especially with the return of Silvestri on art duties. The story jumps back and forth from the future to the present fluidly, and the art is just beautiful. I won't spoil any of the story, but it's looking like it will be his best effort on the title, and it's well worth picking up.

    The Crow

    I took a trip down memory lane last night and read the trade for the first time in quite awhile. It still remains one of the most powerful stories I've ever had the fortune of reading, comic book or otherwise. It's even more amazing when compared to the film, which is equally as powerful, yet establishes itself as a seperate entity, and remains true to the spirit of the original work. If you've never read it, please, go do so. Then watch the film (again, or for the first time) and marvel in what I think is the greatest love story of all time, both on film and in print.

    Tuesday, January 20, 2004

    New Releases!!!!!!!

    Here's what's headed to your local Wal-Mart:

    Cabin Fever

    Some heralded this as one of the best horror movies to come along in years, but I found it to be boring and truly unoriginal. I'd recommend renting it first.

    Jeremiah: The Complete First Season

    One of the best shows to come along in years, if you're into science fiction, this shouldn't diappoint.

    Once Upon A Time In Mexico

    Haven't seen it yet, but Robert Rodreguez (I think I spelled that wrong) fans should love it. It's the sequel to Desperado for those that don't know.

    Open Range

    A Costner helmed western, which means it'll be good, or it will be horrible. I'll let you know.

    Avoid like the plague:

    The Simple Life

    This Fox Reality show features Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie making fun of simple folk. I'm sure people watched it for the dramatic strorylines. I wouldn't take this if someone gave it to me.

    Well, that was a short list.

    Yeah, yeah, I said I'd give some thoughts on some comics...I working on it!

    -L
    Finally!!!

    A chance to post some thoughts on my recent viewings!!

    All the Queen's Men

    Never heard of it have you? Well, it's a dramedy starring Matt LeBlanc (from Friends) and Eddie Izzard (the brilliantly funny British comedian) about some men sent behind enemy lines in WWII to capture an enigma machine. The only thing is, they have to dress like women as all the men have been drafted. Okay, it's not a bad movie, just not a very good one. There are moments where you can tell the actors just wanted off the set because the script was going nowhere, and there are moments where they seem to be enjoying themselves. It's a bit like the older war movies that tried to be funny, and just came out hokey instead. Maybe worth the rental price, depending on how you feel about the concept and the actors.

    The Italian Job (2003)

    I'm not sure if the original's any better, but I'd recommend renting this before buying it, as it's not very original. There are some funny moments and a few solid scenes, but most of the movie is just cliche after cliche. If you've seen the previews, there's really nothing more to the film.

    Solaris

    This one I'm going to have to watch again. I'll admit to being somewhat tired and distracted while I watched it, so most of it went right over my head. I like what I saw, and think Clooney turned in a brilliant performance. Ifyou liked 2001: A Sapce Odyssey (I didn't) then you're sure to enjoy this film. Maybe I can watch it again soon and give some more depth to my review, but until then, I'll say it was strangely enjoyable for the most part.

    South Park Season 3

    If you're looking for funny, buy this DVD. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are two of the funniest writer on the planet, and this is some of their best work. Every episode is great, and their own version of commentary complements the work nicely. Not many extras, but considering it's priced at about $30 in most places, it's a steal.

    The Ben Stiller Show

    Where South Park tends to be crudely funny, this show more often than not goes for the "smart" funny. What I said above goes double for this set. Commentary by the cast and crew, deleted shorts and and a few other extras make this a bargain at around $25.

    I'll be back later with some thoughts on a few comic books!

    Wednesday, January 14, 2004

    DVD Tuesday Returns!

    And we have two weeks to catch up on, fortunately last week wasn't very heavy, release wise, so it shouldn't be a problem! Let's get to it, here's what you should've checked out last week:

    Alien (Collector's Edition)

    Alien 3 (Collector's Edition)

    Alien Resurrection (Collector's Edition)

    Aliens (Collector's Edition)


    The special editions from the boxed set from last year get their single releases, definitely worth picking up if you don't like any particular movie from the set, otherwise, just buy the boxed set.

    Cheers: The Complete Second Season

    Frasier: The Complete Second Season


    One of televisions best shows, and it's equally funny spin-off saw their second seasons get released, containing a few extras that definitely make them worth picking up.

    Out of Time

    One of Denzel Washington's better movies in the last few years, and a top notch thriller too.

    Underworld

    The most fun I've had watching a movie since Starship Troopers. It doesn't bring alot of new stuff to the table, film or story wise, but it was still a good film in its own right.

    And now, for this week's releases!

    The Best Of Mister Ed Volume 1

    One of the best T.V. shows ever produced, this highlights some of the best episodes, and you can pick it up for $20 (in most places) so it's an all around great deal!

    Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Complete 1st Season

    I've heard good things, but have yet to see an episode.

    Freddy Vs. Jason

    Disappointing for the most part, but fans of bad horror movies will probably like it.

    Green Acres: The Complete First Season

    This series had its fans, I'm not one of them, you might be. Seems like every series ever created is coming to DVD lately.

    Out Of Order

    Not sure why this doesn't say Season One, maybe it got cancelled, not sure, but this Showtime series is (or was) quite excellent.

    Spider-Man: The New Animated Series - Season 1

    A very...ambitious project from the folks at MTV, worth a look for fans.

    That about does it. Hopefully, I'll get to some actual reviews in the next few days, until then, shop wisely!

    -L

    Tuesday, January 13, 2004

    Defending FanFic


    Finally, after a week filled to the brim with things that have to be done, I get a chance to write the one thing I've been dying to get to. So, like it or not, I'm going to do it:


    What is FanFic? Well for those that don't know, fanfic, or its proper term, fan fiction, is pretty much self explanatory. It's where someone takes something that they're a fan of and writes a piece of fiction about it. Most of the time the term is referring to the comic book industry, and that's what I'm here to discuss.

    Almost all comic book professionals (an oxymoron if you ask me, but you didn't) look down on the art of fanfic, and honestly, I can't see why. Considering the practices of The Big Two (Marvel and DC Comics) it should almost be welcomed with open arms. For decades and decades Marvel and DC have fed the comic book industry reruns upon reruns of tired old stories featuring the same characters, yet those that write fanfic are looked down upon for putting their own spin on said characters.

    If anything, fanfic writers should be given credit for usually doing things the big boys don't have the balls to do, and that's change the status quo. You can find tons of stories where heroes and villians alike die and don't come back six months later. The fact is, Marvel & DC resist change because of the readers, where in fanfic, the plots are at the authors discretion, and he's free to craft the tale the way he wants to tell it, not the way some suit thinks it should be told.

    Fanfic isn't about marketing characters, licensing images, or any of that nonsense, it's about fun, period. Yes, there are plenty of horrible fan fiction site/stories, in fact the horrible ones probably outnumber the good ones by a considerable margin, but, then again, it's the same way with what's currently on comic book shelves across the country.

    There are plenty of things wrong with fanfic, just as there are plenty of things wrong with mainstream comics, but I for one think the group as a whole gets a bad rap. Fanfic writers write because they want too, it doesn't matter how good they are, or how good they think they are, they don't do it for money, they do it for fun. Like alot of things, at the end of the day it's an escape, only they're writing it the way they want to see it, and you're more than welcome to join the ride.

    The bottom line is that while these guys get looked down upon, they're turning out better superhero books than 90 % of the stuff that actually sees pring from the big publishers. Will they ever write in the industry? It's doubtful, but most of them don't want too, they'd much rather write somewhere that will give them the freedom to tell their story how they see fit.

    Friday, January 09, 2004

    Looking Forward (Part 3)

    This has been quite the busy week for me, work wise, so apologies for not updating sooner.

    Finally, here's a few things I'm looking forward to in the coming months that I havent discussed yet.

    Video Games

    Sonic Heroes- Hopefully this game will bring the Hedgehog back into the limelight, but don't hold you're breath. It should be out this week on the GameCube.

    NFL Street- Hard hitting football action with a backyard feel to it. Landing on most systems next week.

    007: Everything or Nothing- Hopes are high that this will finally surpass Goldeneye as THE Bond game. Look for it next month on PS2 and Game Cube.

    Black & White 2- This PC game lets you play God, essentially. From what I've seen it will be a must own in March.

    Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes- Thisis the PSones's MGS reimagined and ported to the GameCube. We'll see if they can take one of the best games ever and make it better. Hits stands in March.

    Halo 2- The eagerly awaited follow up to the best first-person shooter EVER is supposed to hit in April, but we'll just have to wait and see.

    Pikmin 2- The quirky GameCube title will see a sequal in May. The first is one of the best GC titles available, so this shouldn't disappoint.

    Transformers Armada- Finally, a Tranformers game!!!! I've seen a few screenshots, and they look pretty sweet. Here's hoping the gameplay isn't horrible. Hits sometime in May on the PS2.

    X-Men: Legends- An X-Men RPG that promises to be faithful to the comics and have great gameplay as well. It hits on all three systems in May.

    Spider-Man 2- One of the best games ever, and without a doubt the best based on a comic book, sees it's sequal, which will follow the movie storyline somewhat, in June. It will be available for all systems.

    Gran Turismo 4- I've seen the screenshots, and believe me, this will be the best looking driving game ever, and the gameplay probably won't be too shabby to boot. Hits on the PS2 in July.

    That does it for all the releases I'm certain about. Anything worth playing will most assuredly make its way to my posts.

    Toys

    Hellboy- Mezco is putting out the official action figures for the movie along with a few of its miniaturized figures, "Mez-Itz." From what I've seen, they will definitely kick ass.

    Marvel Mini-Mates- Art Asylum's uber-popular mini-mates line will see the second set of Marvel related characters. I have no idea who will be featured, but they'll be sweet just the same.

    Marvel Legends- The X-Men will branch off into it's own series, as will the Hulk, so look for Marvel Legends to focus on more...obscure Marvel characters. I'm not sure who any of the lines will feature, so you'll be as surprised as I am.

    Info on Toys is pretty scarce, so my apologies there.

    Hmm...that about does it, and since tomorrow will be yet another hellish workday, I'm hitting the sack. Hopefully I'll get in some posting this weekend.

    Monday, January 05, 2004

    Looking Forward (Part 2)

    I finally get a break from work to update the blog, hooray.

    Movies

    The Butterfly Effect- We finally getto see Hollywood's new "It" boy show off some acting chops. Ashton Kutchner plays a man that discovers he can transport his mind into the past to change what he feels went wrong. The problem is that everytime he does, he causes something else to go wrong. Unless I miss my guess, this Sci-Fi Drama shouldn't disappoint, at least not to fans of the genre. It opens Jan. 23rd

    Big Fish- From hit-or-miss director Tim Burton, this is the story of a son piecing together his dying fathers life through the tall tales he's told over the years. While it doesn't sound too captivating, I've been told the book was phenomenal, and it seems to be right up Burton's alley. It seems every other film the man does is just pure genius. This should be playing in a theatre near you now.

    The Big Bounce- This should be a great film. It has everthing a movie like it should have. A great ensemble cast, a good director, and it's basedon a book by Elmore Leonard. The recent, and truly excellent, adaptations of Leonards books will hopefully continue here, but it could go the way of alot of other adaptations and stink horribly. Opens Jan. 30th.

    Barbershop 2- I don't usually go for movies like this, but after seeing the first, I must say I'm looking forward to this. Hopefully they'll recapture the magic of the original. It opens Feb. 6th.

    Miracle- Now, I am a sucker for sports films. Nothing gets me going like a movie about any kind of sport. They always tend to be bittersweet, with emotional endings that are always predictable (Especially when they're based on a true story, like Miracle), yet still tug at my heart. Don't ask me why, I just love them. Oh, this is based on the U.S. hockey Team's win over Russia in the 1980 Olympics. Opens Feb. 6th.

    Kill Bill Vol. 2- Why? Why when the first was so disappointing would anyone look forward to this? Basically, because it's Tarantino, and with him you always have to have faith. I'm sure it'll be disappointing, but I'm hoping that I'll be pleasantly surprised. We'll see on Feb. 20th.

    The Passion of Christ- That a man would go to the lengths Mel Gibson has to produce a film, certainly means it'll be worth looking at. This movie attempts to acurately portray the life of Jesus Christ, and believer or not, I think everyone who does watchit is in for a surprise. Gibson and crew showed tremendous passion themselve in their attempts to bring the film to life, and I'm sure it will be evident. Opens Feb. 27th (probably only in select theatres, as some small-minded idiotic owners will refuse to show it.)

    Club Dread- Good comedies are hard to come by, and the Broken Lizard crew (of Super Troopers fame) usually keep me laughing, no matter how silly the jokes are. Hopefully they'll do an even better job with this, their second film. Opens Feb. 27th.

    Jersey Girl- Kevin Smiths next film, it's the story of a man and his daughter, and I'm told it's somewhat autobiographical. Hopefully it won't stink, but with Bennifer starring in it, that's a longshot. I'm crossing my fingers until Mar. 19th.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind- Jim Carrey stars as a man who has his memory erased, and that's about all I know. I'm hoping that this will bring Carrey into a new light, like The Truman Show should have, and that he'll do many, many more quirky, dramatic roles from now on. Opens March 19th.

    Scooby-Doo 2- Say what you will of the first, it was a kids film, and the kid in me loved it (despite S.M. Gellar's terrible performance). As a lifelong Scooby fan, I can't wait to see what the Mystery Inc. crew gets into next. Opens on March 26th.

    Hellboy- Del Toro's Blade 2 was one of my favorite comic book films of all time, and I'm looking for his take on Mike Mignola's briliant creation to surpass that by leaps and bounds. From what I've seen, the costumes and effects are spot-on perfect, and I have tremendous faith in the direction. I know nothing of the script, except that Mignola and Del Toro collaborated on it, and it should be extremely faithful to the source material. My only doubt is Selma Blair, I have yet to see her in anything I liked, hopefully that will change. However, the rest of the casting seems to be excellent. We'll see on April 2nd.

    Envy- Jack Black and Ben Stiller team up on this film about a man who's jealous of a friend's success. Look for a hilarious performance by both, and hope that the script is as good as the actors. Opens April 2nd.

    Walking Tall- Based on the story of a man who takes the mantle of Sheriff and attempts to clean up his home town, this Dwayne Johnson (WWE's The Rock) vehicle will be a fun film most assuredly. Johnson's got on screen charisma that hasn't been seen since action films like Die Hard and Beverly Hills Cop. It won't change the face of movie making by any means, but it will be entertaining. Opens April 9th.

    The Punisher- With an R rating, Marvel's hoping it can do what it did with the Blade films, bring a different crowd into the fold, this time the "action-junkie" as opposed to the "goths". Hopefully the movie will be pretty decent just the same. Opens April 16th.

    Van Helsing- Hugh Jackman stars as the legendary vampire hunter in yet another take of the mythos. The casting looks solid, and the special effects might be pretty great, so as long as the script and director don't come up short, this one might be worth your time. Opens May 7th.

    Troy- The Story of one of the greates battles in the history of mankind, this film features a great cast, and a proven director (Wolfgang Peterson), and with a solid script it might just turn out to be a great film. We'll see on May 14th.

    Shrek 2- This one's a no-brainer. The first film kept me in stitches, and this one will likely do the same. Opens May 21st.

    The Day After Tomorrow- The next "disaster" flick may not suck as bad as those in the last few years. It still won't be a great movie, just better than all the rest. Opens May 28th.

    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban- If you don't know about Harry Potter, crawl back under your rock. The second was better than the first, and it looks like the third will be the best of all. Opens June 4th.

    The Terminal- Tom Hanks star as an immigrant whos coutry ceases to exist while he's trying to enter the U.S. Homeless, the man takes up living in the airport and falls in love with a flight attendant. This Spielberg helmed film will likely be excellent, with a great performance fron Hanks. Look for it June 18th.

    Spider-Man 2- Everyone's favorite webhead returns to face the menace of Doctor Octopus! Sure to be THE summer movie, it's a definite must see. Opens July 2nd.

    I, Robot- Alex Proyas (Dark City) adapts Asimov's sci-fi classic for the big screen. While I have my bdoubts about the cast (Especially Will Smith) I have great faith in Proyas' abilities. Opens July 16th.

    Aliens Vs. Predator- This is one of the genre's most anticipated films, of course so was Freddy vs. Jason, and that film was a joke. As a huge fan of both franchises, I'm hoping that this is an excellent outing. I'll see on Aug. 6th.

    The Village- The latest from M. Night Shyamalan (Sixth Sense) will likely surprise you at the end, but it seems Night depends too much on that fact, as the script got a horrible review from a few critics earlier this year. Opens Aug. 6th.

    Blade: Trinity- The final film of the Blade series hopefully won't disappoint. I know almost nothing about the plot, but it's a vampire movie, so it probably doesn't have too many surprises. Opens Aug. 13th.

    That about wraps it up for all of the releases I'm certain of. I'll be back tomorrow with Part 3! Enjoy.

    Saturday, January 03, 2004

    Looking Forward (Part 1)

    This promises to be lengthy, so I'm breaking it up into smaller parts.

    Comics

    Sadly, this will primarily focus on more superhero books as I rely on a Mr. Doane (ADD's Blog link is to the right of the page, go there!) to inform me of what's going on in the world of independent comic books. He has my eternal gratitude for that. I will touch on a few books that aren't mainstream, so hopefully that counts for something. Also, I'm taking a more journalistic approach in providing info about series I don't necessarily read, so enjoy!

    Brian Bendis' Books

    The man does warrant his own section.

    Brian Bendis' Alias series (which I actually read the first arc of, good stuff) is morphing into The Pulse, which will chronicle Jessica Jones' adventures as a reporter, having her interact with superheroes, giving us a more grounded view of things. Personally, it sounds like Joey Q. is trying to make it Powers for the Marvel Universe, which may not be a horrible thing, just a clone of a better book.

    Ultimate Spider-Man will see an odd twist in Peter learning that Sony is making a film about him and skipping out on the royalty checks. We'll see Peter interact with some of the actual people behind the movie while trying to get onto the set. After that look for Ultimate Carnage to make his debut, and knowing Bendis, his identity is sure to be a shocker.

    Bendis will conclude his run on Ultimate X-Men shortly, finishing off his "New Mutants"
    arc and then doing a self-contained issue. After that the talented David Mack will take over the reigns. Since I don't read the book, that's about all I can tell you.

    Ultimate Fantastic Four sees it's debut (#1 came out Friday, and I'll have a review up soon, swear) as Bendis and Mark Millar re-imagine Marvel's first family. The first arc will run through the first five issue where we'll see the group gain it's powers (I'm sure there will be a twist) and face down the Ultimate Mole Man. After that look for Ultimate Namor to show up in the next arc.

    Secret War, a six issue painted series, will have Bendis writing some of the original characters that he's re-imagined over that last few years. Secret War promises to tie all of Marvel's techno-villians together (with a twist of course!) and it gives Bendis a chance to play across the entire Marvel U.

    Powers will relaunch in March witha new #1. As with Ult. X-Men, I can't say I know that much about it since I don't read it anymore. However, Bendis is one of the best in the business, so I'm sure it won't disappoint.

    Whew, that man does too damn much.

    The Almighty X

    The X-Men franchise gets another shake up and will celebrate Chris Claremont's 30th year writing for the X. Grant Morrison ends his long run on the mutants with an arc set 150 years in the future, dealing with the Phoenix Force. Marc Silvestri returns to pencil the series for the rest of Morrisons tale. After that Chuck Austen steps on board as interim writer while Marvel finds another big name to attach to the team. Look for big changes in creative teams after that, with Claremont possibly taking over Uncanny, and leaving Austen out of the loop. Don't look for me to pick up any of it unless the New X-Men writer is just phenomenal. Oh, and Origin 2, the sequel to the much hyped origin of Wolverine, will see the light of day in some for or another.

    Spider-Man

    Mark Millar and Terry Dodson team up once more to do Marvel's version of DC's recently wrapped "Hush" story in the Batman title. Seems the House of Ideas has become the House of Stealing Ideas. Either way the art promises not to disappoint, and Millar's got a love for the character that may prove to overcome this tired plot thread. (Oh, yeah, someone discovers that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, yippeee! Haven't seen that before!)

    Superman

    DC's promising changes aplenty for the Big Blue Boyscout, with Brian Azzarello and Jim Lee taking over the flagship title. Look for lots of action and plenty of close ups on various Supes body parts. Don't look for me reading it.

    Identity Crisis

    The next company wide crossover from DC promises to leave you gasping. Just like all of their other crossovers it will probably leave you pennyless from spending that much money on books you don't really want, but your collector mentality compels you to buy. Again, don't look for me to buy it.

    JLA

    John Byrne and Chris Claremont reunite in an attempt to rekindle the magic they had on Uncanny X-Men years and years ago. This might be the worst idea EVER.

    Hellboy

    Mike Mignola and company celebrate the much anticipated release of the Hellboy movie by kicking off a new ongoing series of mini-series of the B.P.R.D. That was certainly a mouthful. Mignola's creator owned series never disappoints, and after the movie hits hopefully it will garner him some much needed time in the spotlight. If you haven't read any of the Hellboy tales, do yourself a favor and go pick some up.

    Y, The Last Man

    Brian K. Vaughn and Pia Guerra kick off the new year with "Safeword," where Yorick, a master of escape, encounters a dangerous woman who happens to be an expert at bondage. No, not that kind of bondage. This book hasn't been a let down yet, and remains one of my favorite buys every month.

    TMNT

    We'll finally get amonthly dose of Green when Tales of the TMNT launches, and I for one can't wait.

    Sleeper

    Ed Brubakers acclaimed series returns with Sleeper: Season Two. While I have yet to read the first book, I assure you I'll get around to it, especially when Alan David Doane recommends it, and he does!

    (Hmmm...seems my fixation with Mr. Doane is akin to his own with former Title Bout writer AK. Funny.)

    Last, but not least (This is the only book I'm DYING to get my hands on)

    Bluesman

    This will be the best book of the year. Period. Reuniting the creative team behind The Castaways (this is a whole other discussion, but if you haven't read what ranks as one of my favorite graphic novels ever printed, thengo here: www.absenceofink.com and order one right now.) Rob Vollomar and Pablo Callejo, Bluesman will likely be too great for words, seriously. If you only buy one book this year (at least I hope it comes out this year!) make it this one. Hell, if you don't plan to buy any comics this year, do yourself a favor and buy this one. It will be the best money you've spent all year.

    That about does it. Like I said, mostly mainstream stuff, but anything that I come across that's worth a look will definitely get some of the spotlight.

    Friday, January 02, 2004

    Logan Smash Puny Blogger!


    Seems blogger hates me as it has published one post twice (and a day late to boot) and has eaten two others. Let's see if this one actually makes it out alive. I'm going to make a few more posts in the coming days before I send out those articles previousl mentioned. So, look for one of them to go up late Sunday, and the other to hit Monday, Blogger willing that is.

    Thursday, January 01, 2004

    Happy Friggin' New Year

    2004 is here, and with it comes....nothing really. I hope everyone had a wonderful and safe end to 2003, and I hope 2004 brings you nothing but good times. I'm working on a few pieces that I hope to have up in the next few days. Despite my lack of enthusiasm at the new year, one of them will be on things to look forward to in 2004. The other, well, you'll just have to wait and see!