Couscous Express

So, as part of the Mixed Bag deal Larry Young sent out a copy of Brian Wood's Couscous Express GN from his publishing house AiT/PlanetLar with his mix CD, which serves as the unofficial soundtrack to the work.

I just finished reading the GN, which I've read before, but it's admittedly been awhile.

The story focus' on Olive, a delivery driver (on a vintage Vespa no less) for her parents restaurant, Coucous Express. Anyone who knows her will tell you she's a spoiled brat, that she doesn't appreciate her family or the things they do for her, but all of that is about to change. It seems there's someone out to extort money from the family, an old boyfriend of her mother's, and current head of the Turkish Mafia, who claims their hummus recipe was stolen from his family.

Olive really comes to life when she sees what this man is threatening to take from her, and with the help of her boyfried Moustafa, his partner Special, and a load of their friends, she's going to take back the people she loves, and in the process she may learn what family and friends are all about.

Written by Brian Wood and illustrated by Brett Weldele, Couscous Express is, essentially one of the coolest graphic novels ever. Take that as you will. The book has it's faults, and may not really be the most sound idea ever commited to the written page (taking down the Turkish mafia with a few people on scooters and rollerblades, only in comics!), but there's no denying the feeling you get when you read it. You wish you were these people, they come to life in a way that few books could achieve.

The characters are those classic Hollywood actors, or at least the image they personified, reimagined in the punk rock world. Olive is Katharine Hepburn from Bringing Up Baby. A girl that's always had everything she ever wanted, in the way she wanted it. All the reasons for you to hate her are right there, yet as the story progresses you begin to love her more and more, and by book's end you admire her, despite those faults you find so unattractive. Moustafa is the epitome of cool, he is the Steve McQueen in the world of Couscous Express. He's the guy girls want to be with and other guys just want to be. Sure, he may not always be on the right side of the law, but you'd follow him to hell if asked you too. And the there's Special, the third wheel. As weird as it sounds, Special is every character Cary Grant ever played blended into one. She's sexy, she's funny, she's a little on edge, you want to hang out with this girl, she's just got so many sides to her, you always want to see what she's going to do next. At least, that's the way I see it. Classic Hollywood gone punk rock.

Weldele's art is occasionally distracting, but mostly enjoyable. Sometime's the panels look too "rough", like watching a film that's coscious of the genre it's trying to place itself in rather than just letting the work flow. But, like I said, it's mostly enjoyable. One of the book's better artistic aspects is the change in tone, even style to a degree, when the end comes, it's reflective of Olive's change in attitude to her life, and even though it's only a few pages, it's something to note.

Overall the book is very enjoyable, it's fun, exciting, action packed. No, it's not the greatest GN ever published, but it's still a damn good read.

The soundtrack, as Dorian noted, makes for excellent driving music. Like the GN it's fast, heart-racing, exciting music. I haven't heard of many of the artists on the disc, but after a few listens I'm becoming a fan of quite a few of them. The Bosstones track is great, How Why Wuz, it feels slightly out of place with the heavier stuff, but it does allow a bit of a down time. Bring Back the Skins was a nice little brit-reggae type of tune. It's weird, but very enjoyable. Bill Withers Lovely Day is one of my favorite on the disc. It's kind of disco-pop mixed with some soulful singing. Good stuff. the two Desmond Decker tracks (Pickney Gal and What Will You Gain) are also favorites, the music feels a bit reggae, makes for nice tunes to mellow you out in traffic. The Pete Rock stuff is excellent, reminds me of some Wu-Tang style mixes, I'll definitely be looking onto some stuff by him. Skinhead Girl by Fat Holligans feels like a drinking song, or maybe something you'd hear at a soccer match.. There's a cover of Shania Twain's Still the One that made for a very interesting listen, I've gained an appreciation for the song, it's fun and funny at the same time. Dilated Peoples and the Offspring show up, and that's always nice. I like both of those groups, and She's Got Issues is just a great song for a Couscous Express Soundtrack. Minor Threat's Goog Guys Don't Wear White is equally fitting for Moustafa, and a good song to boot. But, hands down the best track on the CD is Dropkick Murphy's The Guantlet. It's the theme song, or better yet, the anthem of the book, easily, and has already climbed its way into my brain, nestling with my other new favorite songs. It's a great CD, a perfect soundtrack and companion piece to the GN. I could have done without the instrumental pieces (I crave any kind of dialogue, so music without words, at least modern rock/rap music, gets old very fast, but fortunately most of the tracks are pretty short, and all have catchy beats.

Big thanks to Larry Young for the CD and GN. I enjoyed both tremendously and am glad to have them in my collections. When Lefty provides a complete track listing I'll shoot a link out to it for anyone wanting to compile their own copy. Trust me, it's worth tracking the stuff down.

-L

Your Opinion Doesn't Count

John Byrne is infamous in the comics community for being...obtuse, to put it nicely, but his latest little rant may be a step to far. In a discussion that can be found here, Byrne equates calling thought balloons "thought bubbles" to calling someone of African-American descent a "nigger."

First, let me say, as Steven Grant pointed out, it is thought balloons, not bubbles. I've never heard anyone call them bubbles, but if they did I'd hardly go off on a tangent about it. So what? But, Byrne has to be Byrne, here's his exact words:

"There are lots of people who call Black people "niggers". Are both terms "right"?
You seem to have missed the rather important point that my response indicated roughly the same percentage of fans and pros use the improper terms for various elements of what we do -- but that percentage does not approach a balance. It is not that roughly half say "balloon" and half say "bubble". It is that some say "bubble" and they are wrong. "

Language is a tricky thing folks. Up north I've heard soda drinks called "pop", but down here in the sticks it's a "coke" no matter what the hell it is. Up north there's different kinds of "tea", here in the south when we say "tea", it better be sweet and have ice in it. It's just one of those things. But nowhere, and I mean NOWHERE! in this country is the term "nigger" used without negative connotations.

If you'd like to get technical, there is a definite difference in the two terms "nigger" and "nigga", the latter often heard in rap tunes. Am I the only white guy watching Chappelle's Show? Ask Paul Mooney, he'll set you straight. So, Byrne is talking about the first version of the word, that's the one he wrote, that's the one he's talking about. Unless, * shock * he's thinking the two are one and the same! Surely he's not so stupid as to believe that! Not him, this guy has his hand on the pulse of the ethnic communities! Why, he even knows that Hispanic women with blonde hair immediately look like sluts! He's clearly got his ducks in a row.

This poster certainly tries to show the man the error of his ways:

"Back to the bubble vs. balloon thing: I'm a New Jersey native who now lives in Wisconsin. Something I've gotten used to is that what I call "soda", most people around here call "pop". I'm not about to tell the vast majority of the people here, some of them my friends and neighbors, that they're wrong. And they're not wrong. Neither term is invalid; they are synonyms, different words to describe the same thing.With stuff like "reboot", "retcon" and "revamp", we're talking about precise meanings that shouldn't be confused. However, "balloon" and "bubble" are two different words for the same thing. There aren't separate items called balloons and bubbles that we shouldn't confuse with one another.Furthermore, it wouldn't even matter which one is used more; hold a vote on "soda" vs. "pop" and you still wouldn't establish any objective truth in the matter. These are simply the words that different people use. All that matters is that they're clearly defined and easy recognized.I'd also object to JB's references to racial slurs. While there are the same denotations involved, there are obviously different connotations. "Soda" and "pop" are synonyms that carry the same connotation. People don't go around reffering to what they like as "soda" and what they don't like as "pop" or vice-versa. Some people say one word, some people say the other. The same situation applies to "balloon" and "bubble".

He makes a keen observation there. Like I pointed out, that term ALWAYS is negative.

Not to get sidetracked, but this little Byrne-ism made me laugh:

"Not long after I first came online, I encountered a poster was was the self-declared "World's Greatest Spiderman Fan" --- and I, of course, pointed out to him that it is "Spider-Man". He responded by saying a Google seach of "Spiderman" produced just as many hits as "Spider-Man" so it "must be right". Eventually he even started announcing that he was spelling it "Spiderman" "because it bugs Byrne". Talk about needing to get a life! "

Okay, Byrne is right, but come on! Is that the kind of stuff you sit around thinking about? Who cares how some guy spells it, leave him alone and you get a life.

This person also chimes in:

"Um, we don't avoid using the word "nigger" because it's incorrect usage. We avoid using it because it's incredibly racist and hateful. Is there an ethnic group that's impugned when someone says "thought bubbles" instead of "thought balloons"? Mind you, I usually say "balloons" rather than "bubbles." But from now on, I'm calling them "wops."

Correct and funny, give her a cookie please.

Byrne comes back with:

"Um..." in point of fact there are plenty of people who use the word "nigger" because that is the word they use, not because they imagine it has any negative racial connotations. That's precisely why I chose that word as my illustration."

No, no, no, no, no, no, N O !

Finely illustrated here:

"Enough already with the casual tossing around of racist epithets!
John, you cannot possibly be that ignorant to believe that people who use racial slurs do so without any negative intent or connotation. If you do indeed believe that, I strongly encourage you to seek some counsel and educate yourself on the matter, if you don't want to take my word for it. I've only been black and lived in this country for, oh, my entire life, so I may not be aware of how things really are out there...
We spend an awful lot of time on this board dealing with the issue of respect, as it pertains to comic book characters, comic book terminology, reverence for creator's original visions, nicknames for comic book characters, etc. People tread lightly on eggshells out of fear of upsetting you and your many rules for how seriously this wonderful hobby of our should be taken, both by us within it and by those civilians outside of it. How about we extend that same measure of respect to the people who participate in this board?
We're supposed to take your word for how things should be in the industry, how characters are supposed to be treated, etc because of your years of experience. How about you extend me the same courtesy on this issue?
This isn't about political correctness, or "looking for something to be offended by." It is simply a matter of consideration and manners...
There were an infinite number of comparitives you could have chosen to illustrate your point about correct comic book terminology. The fact that you chose the one you did...why?
I think we get your point. They are balloons, not bubbles. Fine. Your comparitive example sucked. Just as you ask us not to use terms that bother, offend or piss you off, I'm asking you publicly to not use racially insensitive terms and epithets on the board as well. Or is that something you would have a problem with?"

Fiesty, I like where this is headed.

John's response?

"Ignorance is the key, but not on my part. There are many places in this country where people to this day use "nigger" when refering to Black people because that's the word they use. They don't think of it as a racial slur. They don't think about it at all, in fact. It simply is.
This is not even considering Black people who themselves use the word. We cannot, surely, imagine that it is used in that context as a racial slur?
"Nigger" is -- like so many others -- a word with a complex etymology and an even more complex pattern of use. "

Byrne goes on to post:

"Isn't it just wonderfully reflective of internet messageboards that all this brouhaha about the "acceptability" of the "n-word" was spawned by my using it as an example of a word that does not became "right" simply because people use it?
Political Correctness gone mad! "

Yes, isn't it wonderful?

The best one yet is this little pearl from Byrne:

"Hey, if calling 'em "graphic novels" somehow makes comicbooks acceptable to the steaming masses, I say let's encourage the misuse! I have been searching for years for a term that would be more accurately descriptive of the product than "comicbook". If, in the end, we must accept a term that really does not apply per se, well, so be it. After all, I call myself a freelancer, but I've never even held a lance in my hands! "

So, it's not okay is some people say bubble because that's the wrong word, but saying graphic novel instead of comic book is okay just because it might make this little hobby of ours more acceptable to the mainstream? WHAT THE HELL? He just overstepped his own boundaries, let's see if anyone calls him on it!

Nope, not yet, instead Byrne insults Manga:

"It's been years -- about 35 -- since I saw my first manga, but whenever I hear the word I am still inclined to look toward the fruit department at the grocery store. "

Yes, bash the successful medium, that always works! Yes, yes, he wasn't being mean or evil, but still, what the hell's the point?

And that's pretty much the end of that. I suppose everyone wants to let sleeping dogs lie, but I really don't understand the people on his forum. Why would you hang around for this guy to insult you? He's a prime example of what's wrong with the industry.

Yeah, I promised a music review, it's coming, I swear.

-L

Some Quick Links

ADD has posted two new reviews by yours truly, Ex Machina Vol.1 and Helios #3. I enjoyed both books, as you'll see, and look forward to seeing what comes next in each case.

Comicscape is discussing the return of Jason Todd.

Blade the television series? Could be.

Steven Grant has a new Permanent Damage up. It's sad that I look forward to these on Wednesday far more than I do going to the LCS. The little bit on John Byrne is interesting, I'll be bringing it up later, along with some Kevin Smith stuff, the two seem to have more and more in common every day.

So, yeah, more later, including a Mixed Bag review!

-L

Family Guy-The Musical?

On top of my Mixed Bag CD's, I also have Family Guy-Live in Las Vegas to keep my CD player running for the near future. Calling it a musical is not far off, unlike most cartoon sing-song CD's this has a flair to it, mostly due to the orchestrated music from Walter Murphy, some original material was written to fill the holes in-between songs, and most of it is pretty good, depending on how you rate Family Guy itself. It's far more vulgar than the show ever dared be, and all of Quohog's most famous residents show up for an appearence or two, including Adam West. There's even a few guest-stars, namely Haylie Duff and Jason Alexander. Haylie has a duet with Stewie, which is mostly funny, hearing Hillary's little sister curse is a little guilty pleasure I suppose, and Stewie is Stewie, so you like him or you don't. Jason Alexander shows up on a song called "All Cartoon's are F*ckin' D*cks", about various cartoon characters and their naughty exploits. It's pretty funny, but very vulgar, hearing Chris say the F word was slightly disturbing, and Alexander's part is probably the best.

Most fans of the show will like the album, it's filled with low-brow and high-brow humour, and when mixed with MacFarlane's love for musicals and his wit with lyrics, it's mostly successful. I'd have loved to hear some of the great songs from the episodes pop up, particularly Road to Rhode Island, but hearing Brian and Stewie duet on a medley of TV theme songs is equally swell (including fav's Perfect Strangers, Family Ties, Who' the Boss, Golden Girls, Charles in Charge and Growing Pains). So, if you like the show, seek this out, if not, it's probably best avoided. It also comes with a bonus DVD that I haven't had the chance to watch yet.

Tomorrow, a review of The Couscous Express Soundtrack, and possibly the GN as well. both courtesy of Larry Young.

-L

The List of TV

Man are there ever a lot of TV shows out today.

Dawson's Creek - The Complete Fifth Season

I've enjoyed what parts of this series I've seen. I shouldn't, but I do.

Everybody Loves Raymond - The Complete Third Season

Only a few episodes left until the show goes bye-bye, which is a shame because i've just started watching it.

Gilmore Girls - The Complete Third Season

Don't watch it, so I can't really comment.

Herbie the Love Bug Collection

Just in time for the re-make. Well, the SECOND re-make. also available, The Love Bug Special Edition.

Invader ZIM - House Box Complete Set (Vols. 1-3 Plus Extra Disc)

HA! I bitched about how expensive the house was, with the three volumes of the DVD's anf the bonus disc it retails for over $100. Psh, the show isn't THAt good.

King of the Hill - The Complete Fourth Season

The started skimpin on extras and doing double sided discs, but the price is still too damn high for that.

Man Show:Complete 3rd Season

Is this when Kimmel and Corrolla were still hosting? Because as bad as the show was, it was only ever any good with them.

National Treasure (Widescreen Edition)

I do want to see this. Not sure why, but I do.

The Partridge Family - The Complete First Season

Well, we already have the Brady Bunch, we all knew this was coming.

The Phantom of the Opera (2-Disc Special Edition)

Scumacher does opera...I don't see this working.

Pocahontas (10th Anniversary Edition)

Probably the worst Disney film ever. And that's saying something considering they made Home on the Range and Treasure Planet.

The Sandlot 2

Not sure this needed a sequel, but I'll likely buy it seeing as how much I loved the first one. James Earl jones is back, so that might be worth something.

Spaceballs (Collector's Edition)

Best Star Wars film ever.

Star Trek Enterprise - The Complete First Season

Just in time for the series finale. I've heard it's gotten good.

Three's Company - Season Four

I've really gotten into this show lately on Nick.

Touched by an Angel - The Complete Second Season

I can't believe this title got approved by the network censors. I mean, come on, are they blind.

-L

In the Land of Ass-Kickery...

Resides many a thing, here's a list of a few:

The Couscous Express Soundtrack-courtesy of Larry Young. I haven't had the chance to listen to it yet, but damn Larry Young kicks all kinds of ass. Not only did I get the CD (part of the Mixed Bag deal Lefty Brown had going), but Larry sent along a copy of the graphic novel as well (sidenote to Larry: Anytime you want to send me some GN's to review, feel free! Heh.). Thanks to advanced word on this from Lefty, I sent my copy of the GN to Jim over at Jumbotron as part of a "my bad" for the Kochalka contest he won awhile back. Seems the book got shipped to the wrong place, so I had to reship it, so I threw this in as a peace offering. Which reminds me, if you read this Jim, let me know if you've gotten it, or when you do, I sent it out about a week ago.

I also got Mike Sterling's mix CD in the mail today too, along with Mercury X23's, who I should add to the sidebar tonight or tomorrow. While Mike's disc looks...intimidating (I've heard of no one except Ookla to Mok, not saying that's a bad thing), X23's looks to be an instant favorite, with performers like Radiohead, Grant-Lee Phillips, The Flaming Lips, William Shatner, and a current fave of mine, Jamie Cullum (not only that, but it's Twentysomething, one of my favorite songs!). Tomorrow I'll dive into all three discs as well as get mine out the door. I hadn't intended to provide a track listing, but seeing as how these fellas were nice enough to do it, I will as well, only in invisible ink! Kidding, of course. As for some of the other discs I'm most looking forward too, well that's easy: Tom the Dog, Fred Hembeck (the fact that he didn't begin to love Bing Crosby until the early nineties baffles me, c'mon Fred, everyone loves Bing!), Johnny B, and of course, Dorian. Mostly because I've read each of them post passionately about music, so I just cannot wait to get ahold of the discs. I've read the listing of Johnny B's tracks, and am uber-psyched to get ahold of it.

Also, I've apparently not linked to last week's Permanent Damage, so if you haven't read it, do so now. It's a short column, but it does have the next entry in the "Creating Comics" group of essays. Here's hoping Steven Grant collect these as a whole once he's finished, as they will be an invaluable tool to future writers and artists.

I had not planned to go to my LCS last week, but I had a few dollars burning a hole in my pocket so I decided to stop by. Lucky me, as I would have missed out on a copy of the new Jon Sable book. and to prove I'm not entirely untimely with my reviews, I'm working on a review of it for CBG at the moment, should be finished by tomorrow. I remember hearing about a new book, but it had slipped my mind completely, serves me right for not reading Previews I suppose.

Finally, Rob Vollmar and Pablo Callejo, with the help of the ass-kicking Alan David Doane, have launched The Bluesman Project, as well as Rob's very own Blog. So, if you didn't win a copy from me, or order one initially, now's your chance to solve that problem. It's one of the best damn books ever, and everyone should own a copy. Even if there is no love for The House on the links page, heh. BTW, if you're reading this, I dig the crazy smiley face Rob, I have some copies of Bluesman coming at you to sign, much thanks, and I'll get with you in email about the shipping!

So, yeah, that's all the news that's kicking ass around these parts.

-L

The Return of Family Guy

If you didn't like the show already, then this wouldn't have changed your mind. But, if you're a fan, it was nice to have a new episode. I had my doubts that they could write something as remotely entertaining as the worst episodes from the previous seasons; there had just been too much time since it had been on the air and I was afraid that those older episodes were so enjoyable simply because they were swinging for the fences everytime. When a show becomes stable it begins to drown in its own waste, much like Friends or Frasier did. It's often the most short-lived shows that are the best, because every episode could be their last, like Freaks and Geeks, Wonderfalls, Clerks, and to some degree Futurama, and so many more.

So, yes, the new Family Guy was as good as most of the episodes from the previous seasons. Pop culture references abound, as do geeky ones, Stewie was at his evil best, and Peter is still dumb as dirt. I do think Meg and Chris felt off, perhaps because those characters were never very solid to begin with. Long time fans should have been happy to see the return of the monkey in the closet, I know it made me laugh. Overall a good, fresh start for the new season. I do think the jabs at Mel Gibson are a little behind the times, but it's not as if it were a subject they had already touched on, so it's still funny to them. Here's hoping it lasts for a good long while and not just 13 episodes.

Oh, and Man-Thing pretty much sucked. I'd like to see the R-rated version before I just dump all over it, so I'll end up buying it (which I'd do regardless, simply because it's based on a comic book). It was at least as good as Catwoman though, if that puts it into any context.

-L

A Little Luck Comes My Way

My car is fixed, and it cost me absolutely zilch, thanks to a little hard work on the part of a good friend. Turns out that there was no clog in the radiator, but that somehow a pocket of air had gotten into it, quite a big one apparently, so instead of sucking water, it was sucking air. By flushing out the system the problem was fixed and cost me not one dime. So, knock on wood, I finally caught a break, actually, that would be two in two weeks counting another incident that happened last week.

Here's the winners of the Bluesman contest:

Benjamin Fischer
Mike Thompson

So, congrats guys. As I said in my email, it may take a little while since i'm sending the books to Rob to be autographed, but they are coming!

Thanks to everyone who entered, and to Rob for not only getting me the books, but agreeing to autograph them as well. I hope to be able to do this again when the next book comes out, provided my finances are stable. I wanted to have a contest in place for this month, but I haven't come up with anything to give away, so maybe I'll find a book that's deserving and launch another one next month.

I've got a few CBG obligations to finish, then it's off for some rest. Hope everyone caught Family Guy, it was pretty good, maybe I'll get into that tomorrow.

-L

Yadda Yadda Yadda

My life seems to have fallen in a constant state of "Now you must fix this!"

Today my radiator just decided it hated my guts and so now, once again, I'm car less. No more than $200 to fix though, so it's not as bad as I had feared, but still, I'd like to go one month without having to fix SOMETHING!

Not sure what any of you know about cars, but get this: Apparently there's a clog in my radiator that keeps the water from cycling to one side, so half of it heats up and half of it doesn't. What the hell kind of problem is that to have? I mean, come on! On top of that, I'm burning oil in reverse...not sure how that works, but I've been assured that other than the cost of the oil, it's not a problem as long as I check the level consistently.

Whew.

The Bluesman contest is officially over, I had wanted to make one last plea before I ended it, but today was just a total mess. So, for those that didn't enter, you're loss, heh. Just kidding. I'll pick the winners in just a little while and announce them tomorrow.

Also, all of you in the mix CD group, if you are indeed reading this, somehow, someway I will get those discs out by Tuesday.

Man-Thing is on right now, I'm gonna go check it out. Does that sound as disgusting as it seems?

-L

Order & Meaning

So, I have the track order down and wanted to post it along with a few words about each song, so here goes.

Jay-Z/Linkin Park-Izzo/In the End

Jay-Z is arguably the most talented man to ever touch a microphone, but of course if you can't appreciate rap music, you can't appreciate that. The fact that he elevates a band like Linkin Park to something that is listenable is phenomenal in and of itself, but this is probably the greatest rap/rock combo since it all began with Aerosmith and those boys from Run DMC so many years ago.

Jet-Last Chance

Hands down my favorite band to come along in the last few years, this song represents them at their best, balls to the wall rock music inspired by AC/DC, the Stones, early Beatles, and so many others. While there are slow cuts from their album, it's the music like this that makes them a band I can't wait to hear more from.

The Beach Boys-Sloop John B

I love music that tells a story, and it's one of the resons I love so much older music, it's not all "feeling on shoulders" it's the occasional wacky tale, or hell sometimes even a sad one. Sloop John B is a story set to music. It's fun, and for me that's the best kind of music.

John Oszajca-Valley of the Dolls

I could have easily made the mixtape out of only the songs on his CD. Each one has a different flavor and feeling behind it, and the man is absolutely a brilliant lyricist. This is probably my favorite song on his CD, but that's a difficult statement to make. It's folksy with a bit of a siesta feel behind it, and contains my favorite verse ever written.

Soul Asylum-I Did My Best

The CD Let Your Dim Light Shine is one of my all-time favorites, though admittedly I'm not a huge fan of the band outside of it. This song is kinda goofy in that teen-angst way, but that's why I love it. It would easily be at home on an episode of whatever teen drama is popular now (The OC I suppose), but there's still something else there, maybe it's the guitar that still appeals to me, I don't know, I just love this song.

Kanye West-Jesus Walks

Religious or not, this is a powerful tune. West is one of the best up & coming rappers and this song represents how passionate he is. He got his start under Jay-Z laying down beats, and if his first album is any indication he'll soon be better than the teacher.

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Long as I Can See the Light

It's CCR, you either like em or you don't. Hopefully everyone who gets a copy can at least enjoy this tune, especially the sax.

Alice in Chains-Would?

It's a shame we'll never see any more Chains music, and that I didn't discover them until the Seattle scene had come and gone. I think they represent the best of what was going on in that little burst that became "alternative" music, yes even moreso than Nirvana. This track comes from their Unplugged CD, which is one of my favorite albums ever, I think there's something a little more here than in the studio recordings, it's passionate and simple, good music stripped down to its core.

Beck-Girl

It's the catchiest damn song I've ever heard. I'm now a Beck fan and i'm determined to get all his CDs. When I listen to this I'm like one of those guys on Night at the Roxbury.

Bubba Sparxxx-Deliverance

Don't let the name fool you, this guy isn't your ordinary rapper. He hails from my neck of the woods, or at least as close as anyone will ever admit, and this song is about his struggle to make a name for himself and prove that he isn't just another white boy trying to rap. It's southern rap at its finest, mixing some old-school country sound with new hip-hop flavor and it's a great song. Again, if you appreciate rap.

Green Day-Macy's Day Parade

It's hard to say when Green day stopped letting punk define them and decided to begin redefining punk, but this song represents them at their modern best. I knew I wanted a Green Day song, but it was a difficult choice to make. Easrly stuff like Maria might be their most ambitious, young, pushy and no holds barred, but their new stuff contains so much maturity and is so relatable for me that it was tough. Ultimately this won out, and is probably my favorite Green Day Song.

Counting Crows- Hanginaround

Well, it's the Crows. I love them, and this is just an absolutely fun song. I don't know anyone who hasn't ever felt like this.

Phantom Planet-Lonely Day

Pop music at its best. Most probavbly would know planet from their music on The OC (they wrote the title song, which is on The Guest, the same CD this track hails from), but mostly they're probably unknown to the common listener. Jason Schwartzman was a member when this album was recorded, but I believe he's since moved on. I haven't liked any of their new stuff, but The Guest is a great pop album and lends a lot of credibility to a genre so many are willing to write off.

Willie Nelson-Last Stand

This is another song that tells a story, this one of a cowboy making his, what else, last stand, with the help of a young gunslinger. It's a great country-wester/rock song that probably has a deeper message than just that story, depending on what you want to read into it.

Robert Downey, Jr.-Smile

This is one of my favorite songs ever written, and Downey does a good job on piano and vocals here, though he still takes himself a little too serious. But, that's one of the songs many charms.

Son Volt-Drown

Another live recording. Probably their most well-known song, not my favorite but it's a good song. The live version just has that little bit extra behind it that elevates it.

Guns N Roses-Breakdown

Their best song, period. The song has a lot more meaning than the music they're known for, and if you remove the lyrics the music is just absolutely amazing. Plus, Axl quoting a famous movie line at the end makes me laugh every time.

Nat King Cole-Stardust

Once voted the greatest love song ever written, it's hard to argue with that. This has become a staple for so many singers it's hard to pick the best rendition, but I do enjoy Nat's more than any other I own.

Boys Night Out-Walkaways

Another Crows tune, but I think the Boys do it better than Adam and Co. do, as blasphemous as that may be.

The Eagles-Desperado

From the Hell Freezes Over album, again, hearing it live just makes it so much better. If I had to pick my all-time favorite song, this would be it. Preach on Brother Don.


So, there you go. Everyone who hears it will probably think "What the hell is wrong with this kid, none of these songs go together." But, hey, I love em all. Yeah, I picked more mainstream stuff than probably anyone else on the list, but I like mainstream music as much as I like indy stuff, probably more so, and i'm not a music snob either, I hope that shows. I think too many people ar willing to write off music that they just assume they won't like. I think everythying deserves a chance to sink or swim in my eyes, so i'm never quick to judge something because it's "pop" or "country" or "R&B". I hope none of the other listeners out there, at least the ones recieving my CD, do that either. I tried to pick songs that were enjoyable despite whatever their lyrics were, so if you don't "get" the words, I hope you at least enjoy the music.

-L

Score one for Lucasfilm

Actually, make that a few. The decision to pursue a regular cartoon based on the Star Wars universe (seeing as how Clone Wars was so successful, and so damn good) is probably the single best decision he's made since letting somone else direct Empire. Add to that news of a live-action show, and it looks like Star Wars may continue to live on for just a little while longer, and seeing as how none of those will be written or directed by Lucas, it's a win-win situation for fans. Add to those two things two very excellent video games that were recently released, and it looks like it's a good time to be a Star Wars fan. Well, unless you count Episode III, and I don't.

Lego Star Wars might be the single best console game ever to carry the Star Wars name. Yeah, that might not be saying a lot outside of some of the X-Wing fighter games, but it is a damn good game nonetheless. Playing out the saga as a cut little lego figure is a hell of a lot of fun, and it even makes Episode I interesting. Add in the massive amounts of unlockables (including just about every character in the SW universe), and the replay value of some of the levels, and you have a game that's likely to keep the best gamer busy for at least a few weeks, and the rest of us probably months.

Next is Republic Commando, think Halo only within the SW worlds. The gameplay is swift and it looks great. I haven't really gotten far into it due to the Lego game's distraction, but what I have played I've enjoyed immensely. With system link capability, it's probably really fun in multiplayer mode, and I hope to get more into it in the coming weeks. I'll keep you updated.

I've got lots of reviews coming up at CBG in the forseeable future, including Ex Machina Vol. 1, Helios #3, Billy the Kid's Old Timey Oddities #1, Beowulf #1 and Batman Chronicles Vol. 1, so I've got a lot of work to do.

-L

It Ain't Easy Being Green

I've gotten a lot of TMNT stuff lately, both the monthly boon and the anthology, Tales of the TMNT, have released new issues in recent weeks, and Volume 2 of the original cartoon series was just released on DVD (not to mention the new one gaining lots of airplay on Cartoon Network which helps me catch it more frequently). In my younger days I was a big TMNT fan, I loved the first film and most of the second, I followed the original cartoon religiously and had more toys than I care to remember. In fact, I recall a few Sundays sitting on a church bench ignoring what was being preached and drawing turtles on my church bulletin.

What does this have to do with anything? Nothing really.

Tales of the TMNT #9

This was a surprisingly great story about Michealangelo and his cat by Jim Lawson. Titled "The Path", it's a simple, human story about sacrifice and love. It's touching and sincere, something I've learned to expect from these latest incarnations of the Turtles. There's a good back-up that features Casey telling a story of his gang days to little kids, it's a little heavy handed, especially since the first story is so emotional, but it's still a good read. This has become as great a read as the regular series, and I hope it lasts as long as it possibly can.

TMNT #21

Seeing as how this book only gets released every two months, the series is almost four years old, and still going strong. The only monthly book more involving than this is Y, the Last Man, and you all know how I feel about it. Seeing the Turtles deal with these changes and hardships as they become more adult and drift farther away from eachother and their origins has been a most welcome change from the "kids" property I grew up with. One of these days i'll have to sit down and read all the issues at once as well as track down some of the older stuff.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Vol. 2

Knowing that co-crator Peter Laird dislikes this show makes it more of a guilty pleasure. I love it. it's dumb, kiddy, goofy as hell and keeps me smiling. It reminds me of my childhood and the more simple enjoyments in my life. It was $10 well spent for 13 episodes of a good time.

List: The Vampire Hunter

Warner Bros. is releasing a slew of mini-DVDs (presumably) for play on the new Sony PSP, so those of you that could afford one, you can now go buck wild and watch more than the five or six movies Sony released for the launch, including some comic-related favs. So, check em out at a local retailer, or check Amazon.com for some pretty good prices.

Blade - Trinity (Unrated Widescreen Edition) (New Line Platinum Series)

Snipes is now suing New Line because of various things regarding this film. Including it's lack of success. I thought it did well, it got Goyer the job on Flash, as well as Ryan Reynolds possibly. Could be that Wes is jealous of the fact that Reynolds got so much kudos, or maybe he needs some more dough.

Crank Yankers Uncensored - Season Two, Volume One

I peed in the pool! YAAAAAAY!

More crude hilarity than you can shake a stick at.

F for Fake - Criterion Collection

A Welles classic in the classy Criterion format, a good buy if you can afford it.

Fraggle Rock Live By the Rule

Season sets of this are on the way, but these cheap volumes have been pretty enjoyable.

Highway to Heaven - Season One

At least it isn't Little House on the Prarie.

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2-Disc Special Collector's Edition)

Eh, I really had no desire to see this, but I may rent it just to see Jim Carrey doing some of his comedic stuff.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Season Two

13 episodes of the 80s classic. Turtle Power!

The Waltons - The Complete Second Season

Really, what was this shows appeal? I just don't get it.

Wild Things 3 - Diamonds in the Rough

If there was ever a movie that didn't need to be made, it was this one.

-L

Making Tracks

Jet-Last Chance
Alice in Chains-Would?
Beck-Girl
Bubba Sparxxx-Deliverance
Green Day-Macy's Day Parade
Guns N Roses-Breakdown
Creedence Clearwater Revival-Long As I Can See the Light
Kanye West-Jesus Walks
John Oszajca-Valley of the Dolls
Willie Nelson-Last Stand
Phantom Planet-Lonely Day
Jay-Z/Linkin Park-Izzo/In the End
Robert Downey, Jr.-Smile
Son Volt-Drown
Soul Asylum-I Did My Best
The Beach Boys-Sloop John B
Nat King Cole-Stardust
The Eagles-Desperado
Boys Night Out-Walkaways
Counting Crows-Hangin' Around

Now I have to decide the order! (Yes, order is VERY important.)

EDIT: Directly from Lefty himself: "I just want to clarify this isn't a contest, but a sampling of what music is connecting with (and sometimes defining) the lives of various bloggers in this cluster of folks connected in many different ways "

THOSE are the right words.

-L

Various things

Lots of things have kept me from posting these last few days, and I've pretty much taken care of all of them. Well, all except one.

Chris Brown is having a bit of a competion...well, that may not be the right word. anyway, a group of no more than twenty bloggers will each create a mix CD and send it to everyone else on the list. Sounds simple, yeah? Well, it's not. I'm gonna have to accurately reflect my musical taste to twenty strangers, something that may make or break any kind of respect that they may have for me. Nah, it's not THAT serious, but it is something that's difficult to pull off with any kind of success. Especially if you're tastes are as varied as mine. Ever hear Beach Boys and Wu-Tang on the same CD? It might very well happen. I'll post the list of tracks when I whittle it down to a final version.

I had some family in from out of town (Jersey & Philly) this weekend. I guess the proper term would be step-family (uncle, grandparents), but they are as close as my actual family, and I got to celebrate Passover (they're Jewish) with them last night and tonight, and it was pretty great. As someone who isn't deeply religious it's wonderful to experience bits of other cultures with an open mind, and that I was allowed to participate showed a great amount of acceptance on their part (not that they were ever unaccepting, but if you know anything about religion, you know how excluding the Christian faith can be, which is how I was raised). It was great and I hope I get to spend some more time with them soon.

Haven't done much reading lately, as with writing, it seems my head just hasn't been in it. The weather here is wacky right now which wreaks havok on my sinuses, which causes headaches like mad, so i'm hoping once it clears up I'll be a little more focused.

That's it for now, I'm off to finalize my CD tracks.

-L

Constantine, John Constantine, Asshole

For those who haven't see it, that may be the worst line in the film. It reeks of "Hey, look at me, I'm a bad ass and I want you to know it!" Where as I've always seen Constantine more of "I'm a bad ass, you don't know that, but you're about to find out." type of character. But hey, that's just me.

I haven't read many Hellblazer comics at all, so I can't speak about "getting it right" really. I can say that it was an enjoyable movie. Certainly not the best, but not a bad way to spend an afternoon. Reeves doesn't suck completely as John Constantine, and Rachel Weisz isn't half as bad as I'd feared. They're helped by a good supporting cast including Shia LaBeouf as Chas, I'm not familiar at all with his comic book counterpart, so all the claims about him not being right for the part may be on the nose, but he's enjoyable for the most part; Tilda Swinton as Gabriel, making asexual sexy as hell, she's very likable in the part and almost steals the movie (Funny enought she's married to a writer/artist named John Byrne. Not that John Byrne, but it's a funny little coincidence); Gavin Rossdale's Balthazar is mostly okay, sometimes a bit over the top, and I never really understood his motives; Pruitt Taylor Vince is one of those "I know that guy!" actors who's been in hundreds of bit parts and does a terrifically brief job as Father Henessey, and finally Peter Stormare as Satan is just inspired casting. He's perfect for the part and seemed to really enjoy hamming it up. His scenes along with Gabriels were my favorite in the film, and if there is a sequel, I do hope those two come back for more.

The special effect don't disappoint, and at times they do threaten to overwhelm the plot, but it seems like a pretty fair balance. Speaking of the plot, this one is pretty standard at best, and sometimes is just confusing as hell. but, good effects and surprisingly decent acting keep it from going completely down the drain. This will be worth a second look on video for sure, and may be worth a buy for the el cheapo.

-L

That 70's List

I think this weeks releases pretty much speak for themselves.

Dynasty - Season 1

House of Flying Daggers

Meet The Fockers (Widescreen Edition)

That '70s Show - Season Two

XXX (Uncensored Unrated Director's Cut)

Okay, maybe not, but I really have nothing to add. Saw Constantine last night, more on that later.

-L

Quickies- 04/18/05

Codename: Knockout #1- Robert Rodi has/had a great book here. I picked this up on one of my fifty cent bin trips and enjoyed it a great deal. It's not often I can get into spy stuff, even if it is spoofy, but Rodi with the help of Louis Small Jr. makes this a really fun read. I'll be perusing eBay to track down a full run of this for the el cheapo.

The Intimates #6- I can't really say anything about this I haven't said before. It's really good. REALLY good. So good I'm still reading it despite my distaste of Joe Casey. It irks me to no end that Jim Lee gets second billing. He's not writing it and draws nothing but the covers, I don't care if he co-created it. Giuseppe Camuncoli does the interiors, and good Lord are they ever beautiful. It's one of the main reasons I'm still buying this. If a trade comes out I may have a little giveaway for my floppies.

Doctor Spectrum #6- This officially ends my monthly involvement in the new Squadron Supreme. I'll get the trades when the mood strikes me, and this wasn't a bad mini, just not a great one. It moves about as fast as the regular monthly, which means it's slow as hell, but was probably more interesting overall. It was pretty to look at as well.

Y, the Last Man #32- Almost three years in and still going relatively strong. A lot of people have their doubts about 355s lesbian activities here, but I think Vaughan has something up his sleeve. If he's proven anything here it's that nothing is ever what it seems. Still the best monthly on the stands for my money, and one of my favorite books ever, right up there with Preacher.

Marvel Team-Up #7- Geek confession: I love Moon Knight. I think the idea kicks all kinds of ass, and I hoped that Kirkman would deliver some good MK stuff here. Man, was I ever disappointed. It isn't bad, but it's not what I was hoping for. Spidey is definitely the star here and Kirkman has fun writing him, but MK just feels like "what character can I use that no one else is using?" There are a few laugh out loud moments, but mostly I was just disappointed.

Power Pack #1- Man, this book rules. If you have young kids, buy this, they'll enjoy it. Sumerak manages to tell a self contained story that falls into a bigger arc that he has planned. when's the last time you saw that in a Marvel book? Fans of the old Pack won't be disappointed either, tho Sumerak does seem to ignore most of what has happened involving the Power family in the last few years, which I find odd (the story seems to pick up right after the group gets their powers? huh?), but hey, it's still a damn good read for young and old.

Over at the Galaxy Alan has posted up a lot of reviews, two of them mine; Bluesman Book One and Stonehaven: Milk Cartons and Dog Biscuits. Bluesman was an intimidating review to write. I don't think I added much to what has already been said about it. It's a masterpiece (the book, NOT my review), and you can win a copy right here on this blog. So, if you haven't already, check out the review, then email me your name and address for a chance to win your very own copy.

Also, on his own blog, ADD recounts the life of his red car. I found out yesterday, but didn't want to address the subject until he did. As someone who is emotionally attached to his car (and no one famous has ever even seen my car, much less took a ride in it), I feel for Alan. Here's to a speedy recovery and finding a car that Alan Moore might one day take a ride in.

-L

Can you hear me now?

That's right, I got sound now! AND I fixed my DVD-ROM problem. Turns out the driver that came with my souncard doesn't work, fixed that by going to the manufacturer site (you don't want to know how long it took me before I decided to do that.) And I pulled out my disc drives to reinstall 'em only to find out the IDE cable was fried.

I'm firing on all cylinders at the moment, car's fixed, comp's fixed and things are looking up finally.

Desperate Housewives was pretty good tonight, we learn a little about what exactly is going on. Also, the season finale to Arrested Development aired tonight. It was brilliant, hope you all watched it. nice to know George Sr is kinda still on the loose, as his antics are always good for a solid laugh.

Maybe later I can actually get in a post or two about comics.

-L

What the hell is wrong with people?

The top story on the MSN homepage is "10 Men and Women who give love a bad name." At the grocery store every magazine had a Brad/Jenifer story on the cover. Isn't there anything more newsworthy than the sex lives of celebrities? There's a bill that may be passed preventing Average Joe for filing bankruptcy on credit card debt, and this is what makes the news? What the hell people. I feel like i'm still in high school sometmes, just that the damn school got bigger.

Says the man who gets his entertainment from books starring men in spandex.

Internet seems to be fine now. After I bought a friggin' $64 modem to replace the shitty one Mediacom provides. "Brand New" my ass. I had to call "customer service" to register the thing and I still had trouble, the guy on the phone says "it's your router, you should call your router customer support to fix it." What the hell? I don't pay D-Link 100 friggin' dollars a month for internet, I pay you, you tell me how to fix it. It's sad when I know more than the guy they pay to answer my questions, because I'm an idiot. I can't even get my sound to work right, but dammit, I can tell this moron what's wrong with my computer and what he needs to tell me how to do.

Watched a movie called Danny Deckchair last night. Pretty good Australian flik starring Rhys Ifans as Danny, a man who has a stupid idea about every five seconds. One of them finally works and he goes floating away when he ties too many helium baloons to his chair. He winds up in a new town and starts a new life as his old one slowly catches up to him. Worth a rent, Ifans is great as can be expected, with a few stand-out performances from the supporting cast.

I've also decided that the two greatest lines in television history can be found in episodes of Harvey Birdman, Attourney at Law. Fred Flinstone saying "You're dead to me can opener!" in The Dabba Don and Black Vulcan saying "Maybe we should just call you White Fish." in Very Personal Injury.

It's been a long horrible day, one in which I made almost no money yet found out I got a raise. I've eaten half a bag of gummi bears and now I feal "bleh". What the hell are these things made out of? I went to Chili's for dinner, ordered a bacon cheeseburger without lettuce, tomato or pickle, the guy says "Plain then?" Not thinking, I say yes, and get a damn plain hamburger. He also never refilled my drink, which meant no tip for his ass. All you waiters out there, that's like the #1 thing for me, I need something to drink when I'm eating the spicy ass burger you just brought me.

Bought two movies today: Stray Dog and Bottle Rocket. Bottle Rocket is good, it's Wes Anderson, haven't seen the other, but it's Kurisawa, who should come up from the grave and kill George Lucas for stealing and possibly ruining his visual style, not to mention plot elements from his films.

I did make it to buy some comics Friday, ended up getting Frankenstein Mobster #3 and the new Power Pack #1. Read both, and I plan on reviewing the Frankie books when I get a fair number of issues into it. I'll talk about the Pack later, for now it's time to see if I can indeed finally fix my sound problem. I'm not quitting until it's fixed or I just break the card in half. Whichever.

-L

Damn You, Mediacom

My internet connection is iffy at the moment. I was able to fix the problems from yesterdays links, and hopefully this will actually post. So, if there isn't more news later, you know why! Meanwhile, enter the Bluesman contest!!!!!!

-L

Giving You What You Need

Can you believe I forgot to mention the new Permanent Damage this week?! I can't! Go, read, now!

Also high on my list of favorite comics commentators, Chris Allen returns to CBG with his Breakdowns column. Did someone forget to tell me it was Chrismas? (No, I didn't misspell that. Chrismas, get it?)

Speaking of the Galaxy, ADD runs down his list of favorites for the Eisners this year. I can agree with most of what he's saying when I know who he's talking about, but hey, I friggin' love Y, the Last Man, so, wherever it's nominated makes me happy. But! (Two buts in one paragraph, impossible!) I always thought of the Eisners as an event that would bring the material all the fanboys weren't reading to everyone's attention, so I can see why Alan's upset at a lot of the nominations.

Smallville wasn't that great. Can't believe we waited six weeks for that. Am I wrong in assuming that was some sort of Eclipso type of thing? I know it wasn't exactly like those Eclipso gems, but it looked kinda similar.

Caught the episode of Robot Chicken I missed tonight. If you haven't tuned in to this yet, this will get you to: Kill Bunny-starring Jesus, Santa, the Easter Bunny and a bunch of Hebrews. Think Kill Bill, only with Jesus as the Bride, Santa as Oren (Sp?), Bunny as Bill.. INSANE. Plus, there was a superhero real world parody. Seeing Hulk pee in the sink and say "Dishes Done!" got me rolling.

I haven't made it to the LCS this week, mostly because I haven't read last weeks books yet. I'll get there tomorrow.

-L

Hurting for Content

Well, I thought I was, but with links to my last post from ADD, Neilalien, and Chris Hunter at The Great Curve, I guess I'm wrong. While ADD has linked to me before, Chris and Neils links were a surprise, I'm fairly certain those are the first direct links I've recieved from either of them, and for a post I decided to write because I couldn't think of anything else! Thanks guys. I've been meaning to add Curve to my blog roll, I think I'll do that now.

I purchased Harvey Birdman Vol.1 today, and wow, great packaging. The DVDs aren't too shabby either. While this lacks the charm of Aqua Teen and the characters of Sealab, HB is still one of Adult Swims best shows. Where else can you see Barney Rubble, Mobster or the real story of Race Bannon and Dr. Quests relationship? Or how about Shaggy and Scooby arrested for what we all thought they were doing anyway? But, the best episode has to be Apache Chief's. Witness Black Vulcan's true feelings about the Superfriends:

"You think I named myself Black Vulcan? Hell, no! I used to go by Supervolt. 'Black Vulcan' was Aquaman's idea. And I said, well, maybe we should just call you 'White Fish'. "

"They kept pairing me up with white Superfriends, like as soon as their backs were turned I was gonna start super-lootin'."

Priceless.

Everyone catch Tuesday's Shield episode? My God what an ending. I don't think I've ever been more horrified.

I'm off to install my new DVD burner and watch Smallville. All you new folks stopping in, enter my Bluesman contest!!!!!! Free comics folks! You can't beat that.

-L

3 Steps to Enjoying Comics

It's something that's been done to death on the Net, but I don't think I've ever weighed in on the subject, and since I really have nothing else to talk about, I figured what the hell...

1.) Buy what you like. This is probably the single most important thing. If you don't like something, quit reading it. Would you finish a novel that you weren't enjoying simply because you had read the first fifty pages? No. It's the same in the world of comics. If you read an issue or two and decide you don't like it, well, don't buy it anymore. The reason there are fifteen X-Men books is because of the "collector mentality" that has a hold over the comics community, and it's total bullshit. If you really want the books, wait a few months and you can find em in quarter bins at any convention. There's no need to pay Marvel the $4 it demands for its shit on a stick simply because you've been brainwashed with this "gotta have 'em all" mentality. Vote with your dollars people.

2.) Don't be afraid to try new things. Yes, it's almost contradictory of the first step, but it's true. Do you only watch romantic comedies? Or horror films? No. And if you do, well then I'm pretty certain you're an idiot. Limiting yourself to one certain type of genre is asking for trouble. No, not everything is for everyone, but you should always be willing to try something you wouldn't normally try. As with anything, having blinders on can block out some of the best things this medium has to offer. Plus, if you quit wasting your money of those damn X-Men books, you won't even have to adjust your budget. There's a whole world of books out there waiting for you. Can't find anything at the shop? Well, there's a reason Al Gore created the internet! So you could go to Amazon.com, or Top Shelf's site, or AiT, or anywhere and find something new and interesting. Fanboys seem to want to live in this status quo lifestyle and have their reading material reflect that very lifestyle (I should know, I'm a recovering fanboy), so unless you want to live in stagnancy, try something new dammit!

3.) Share. I'm not sure why so many comic readers have this hording mentality, but it's not good for anyone. When you read a book or watch a movie that's great, you tell people, right? Well, why don't you tell 'em about that great comic you just read? Ashamed? Well, if you're ashamed you need to quit reading comics period. The industry needs you about as much as it needs those guys that read all the X-Men books and live in their parents basement. Leave good comics out around your house so that when friends come over they might pick one up. Take them to work and leave em on your desk so that curious co-workers will ask about them. Get a friggin' blog and tell the world how much you love them. Do something. There's nothing more satisfying than sharing a good thing.

Yeah, I'd have liked to have a huge list, but really, it's just those three things for now. Not only will you find that you enjoy your comics more, but you'll be helping the industry as well. It's like a win-win situation.

-L

Oceans List

All in the Family - The Complete Fourth Season

Carol O'Connor and company get away with saying things we can't even say on TV today.

The Bob Newhart Show - The Complete First Season

SWEET! One of the best sitcoms EVER on television finally hits DVD.

Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Vol. 1

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

Hotel Rwanda

You can never have enough Don Cheadle. trust me.

Invader ZIM - House Box Plus Extra Disc

$27 for a house? With one DVD? It's a cool package and all, but $27?! After someone dropped the money for the series, you're talking about well over $60 invested in this series, and it's only 4 discs. Still, it is a pretty good series, especially for the goth-type of people who like books like Lenore.

The Jeffersons - The Complete Third Season

Movin' on up to your DVD shelf.

Knight Rider - Season Two

More Hasselhoff than you can handle.

Magnum, P.I. - The Complete First Season

Tom Selleck when he kicked ass.

MTV - Viva La Bam - The Complete 2nd and 3rd Seasons

This is an enjoyable show, not one I'd like to own, but i try to catch it whenever it's on.

Ocean's Twelve (Widescreen Edition)

Wait...now they have to pay the money back?

Platinum Comedy Series: Sinbad Hbo Special

I like Sinbad's stand-up. Too bad his acting is just so-so.

Space Ghost Coast to Coast - Volume Three

Screw Alex Toth, this is SG at his best.

The A-Team - Season Two

I pity the fool who doesn't buy this DVD!

Teen Titans, Volume 2 - Switched (DC Comics Kids Collection)

Read my keys WB: SEASON SETS!! Oh well, this will have to do for now.

-L

When Will I be Loved?

Never, at least if you're a movie and that's your title. I recently watched this movie that Roger Ebert apparently enjoyed, but I find this IMDB critique by someone named Hannah to be more accurate:

When Will I be Loved is a film that attempts at many things but fails miserably. The title in itself is misleading in that it gives the impression that the main character, Vera, is searching for love that's owed her. In fact, Vera appears to have everything one could possibly wish for in life, including two caring doting parents. Why she chooses to engage in self-destructive and vindicative behavior is a complete mystery. The only reasonable conclusion one could make is that she is bored with with the perfectness of the life into which she is born and wishes to disturb that somehow by becoming attached to a hustler. This movie is pretentious and ridiculous beyond reason. The characters are written in such a way that they are not even recognizable as human, but rather just qualities. Non of the characters are accessible on any level, which makes the viewer completely apathetic to the outcome of their dilemmas. I, for one, was angry that I had wasted my time with a film that was not pleasing on ANY level. In fact, as the previous reviewer mentioned, the music that we are inundated with is distracting and serves no particular purpose. A bitter revolting taste still remains in my mouth from having watched this one hour ago.

Well, maybe it's not THAT bad. It works as a brief character study, but the ending just reeks of "What should we do now to shock everyone?!" It ultimately feels like a movie that had something to say, but lost its funding before it could say it, so what the hell, lets just end it with a bit of finality. There are moments where you begin to see that snowball rolling down the hill, getting bigger and bigger, but before it ever made it down to bowl you over, it hit a tree and exploded.

Unless you're really bored, I don't recommend it.

-L

Where can you go from worser?

Beats me, but my car will be in the shop til tomorrow, which means I cannot work, which means I've taken another day off which will likely be spent trying to get my comp working properly. Sucks about losing the money, but I could actually use the extra time off and maybe get something constructive done. Between the pollen and my sore throat it's becoming increasingly difficult to breathe outside, so I've decided not to leave my house til Wednesday.

If you enjoyed any of the Mitch Hedberg Humour i've posted lately, I strongly urge you to track down his two comedy albums (I believe Amazon.com has them, I'll post links when I find em). Again, it's depressing that we lost such a young great talent, and it would be nice to have more of his material available to the public, the gone but not forgotten situation. DVD's would be most welcome, maybe Comedy Central will put something together.

-L

From Worse to Worser

And I call myself a writer. fixed my burner drive! But, alas, still no sound or DVD capability. A friend is going to check it out for me, since this is about as far as I can seem to get without professional help. The con was kind of a crap-shoot, I'm still having issues with whatever throat problem I've contracted, as it stands now I may not have a speaking voice tomorrow. On top of that I left my car in capable hands for a tune-up today and found out my valve cover gasket is cracked, which is the reason i'm losing oil. It's both a relief and a pain. I know the problem, now I have to fix it, seems everything is breaking lately.

Comics you ask? Well, I picked up a few trades/GNs for about $7 or less which made me happy: Johnny Nemo written by Peter Milligan with some art by Steve Dillon. I've never heard of it, but I like those fellas just fine, and even if it was a bit tattered, hopefully it was worth the $2 asking price. Suicide Blonde by Chris Yambar and George Broderick Jr. (never heard of any of those names I just mention....) looks like a fun read. I skimmed the art and it looks pretty good and the story blurb was quirky enough for me to bite, and at $3, I did. Two, count them, TWO Strangers in Paradise TPBs for $5 a piece. I like the one I have read enough to give em a go. Two 100 Bullets trades, Vol. 5 &6, for $13 (that's for both, not a piece). Cla$$ War Collected Ed. collect issues #1-3. I read a review awhile back that sparked my interest, but I never bothered to track it down for whatever reason, but for $6, I'm game. Brit: Cold Death completes my collection of this book I think (Brit, Brit: Cold Death, Brit: Red, White Black and Blue. Is that all of 'em?), and at $2.50 it was a friggin steal. From there it was bin-diving time, all between 50 cents and a $1. Street Angel #1 for 50 cents! Gah! YAY!!!! I finally get to read it! More Palookaville, #'s 5&8, also for a mere two quarters. Ocean #1&2, again, fitty cent, and I'm hoping I enjoy em enough to follow the rest of the series. Sleeper #1, a series which I've yet to read any of, and i'll wait while alan punds my skull in. Through? Okay! Two random books (I love random books) named Reflux #1 and Pirate Club #1. Two issues of A Distant Soil to satisfy the Coleen Doran fix I've had since I read Reign of the Zodiac #1 (I won a set of the complete series, so someone may get a copy of #1 down the line in some comics they win). All them there books was a couple of quarter too. In the $1 dept I got Meltdown #1&2, a book I always wanted to read through. I have #3&4 and liked them for the most part, but understood little of what was happening, plus I'm a sucker for sets. The rest was just filling in gaps, except for two odd Marvel books I didn't know existed: Avengers #1 1/2, and Strange Tales: Dark Corners #1, in which Alex Maleeve illustrated a Cloak and Dagger tale by Mike Baron (two other stories are contained as well).The Avengers story is by Roger Stern and Bruce Timm, which intrigues the hell out of me. so, more later.

-L

Long Day

10+ hrs of work have me exhausted right now, plus I managed to get some sort of bronchial/respitory thing that has me coughing something awful, and I've got some HTMLing to do so that Alan does not think I'm never going to send in another review, and on top of that my comp still isn't back up to full speed (burner/sound card/dvd-rom drives will not work for some damn reason, I suspect they all have something in common as to why, but hell if I know, but, I did manage to save everything that I needed off my bad HD, so thank God for that!). So, yeah, looks like a day without an official update. I got Seven Samurai in from Netflix, I'm looking forward to watching it again, it's been awhile, and I really can't afford it on DVD.

I've actually done some extracarricular writing in the last few days, and finished something that resembles a comic book script (vaguely) and found someone who may be willing to illustrate it if I can ever manage to stop spending money. It's not excellent by any means, nor is it personal, just a fantasy-ish type of story. Not big news to anyone but me, as it's just a personal goal, I never finish anything I start, so it made me a bit happy.

I'm going to a small convention tomorrow, and I'm hoping Top Shelf will be there (it's in Atlanta, relitively close to their home base) so I can pick up a few quality things. I completely forgot to confirm my order on the sale they ran weeks back and feel like an utter idiot for it. Of course, the dough came in handy when buying the new HD, so maybe it's not such a bad thing.

Full report on books I grabbed at the Con. Bob Burden will be there, so the flyer says, wish I had some books for him to sign, or even a copy of Mystery Men, but I don't think I do, but if nothing else it'll be nice to just meet him. So, yeah, come back tomorrow and I'll talk comics. I swear.

-L

Links

My brain is currently not functioning well, so here's a few places you can actually read some material.

There's a new Permanent Damage up, so if yiu haven't seen it yet, please, do so now. As always Mr. Grant delivers the goods, including his next section of Creating Comics.

Ian Brill got to see Greant Morrison in person and has the rundown on his blog: Part 1 Part 2 I've been meaning to link to it for sometime, but you know how it goes. It's great stuff, and Morrison is such a strange guy, Ian does a great job of reporting here, and like ADD said, his blog has become a favorite 'Net hang-out of mine recently.

Franklin's Findings is going the way of Clandestine Critic. Seems alot of my newfound favorite bloggers are moving on to better things. here's hoping the call of the blog doesn't keep 'em away too long!

Before it slipps my mind again, Comic Book Galaxy is holding an absolutely wonderful James Kochalka contest. With plenty o' prizes to give away, odds are good you might win something, so go enter.

JB (does that make me Terry? I hope not, howie gets all the chicks!) looks at Rima, the Jungle Girl. As much as I love hearing his thoughts on some of the newer comics and such, these explorations of older material are just completely fascinating for me. As someone who came into the world of comics in the 90s, I have the displeasure of not knowing much about what came before. Sure I know alot of the major things, but stuff like this and his multi-part look at DC's Frankenstein are just amazing for me. Keep it up JB.

The Sin City reviews are all over the place. Mostly positive too. Looks good for the residents of Basin City.

And finally, JK over at Trash Heap is holding his own contest, for you to win a copy of Vertigo's new First Taste trade. so go enter already! While you're at it, don't forget to rnter my Bluesman giveaway! Free signed comics, what could be better?

-L

Thank you

To everyone who has entered and/or linked to the Bluesman giveaway, thank you!

To blogger: Thank you so damn much. You finally did something fantastic...other than just being Blogger. i can now recover a post if it's lost!

To Mr. Ben and his partner Mr. Jerry: Keep making Oatmeal Cookie Chunk and I'll be fat forever. it's possible that could happen no matter what, so yeah, just keep making it.

Anyone else seen Wonderfalls? I know it got cancelled, but damn was it ever a good show! If you catch the DVD on sale, or have the extra dough, check it out. It's about a woman, Jaye, and the twists and turns of her life when inanimate objects (always animals) begin talking to her. Very Joan of Arc-ish, and it predates the current show with that similar format. Here we do not know who or what is trying to communicate with Jaye, only that they tell her vague instructions and she has to figure out what they mean. Mostly it's an "everything works out in the end" show, but with some honest surprises along the way. The twists and turns in and out of genres is a nice thing to see too, no two episodes feel the same, and the cast is brilliant, as is the writing. It's one of the freshest ideas to come to television (too bad it failed and then got ripped off...) and everyone involved should be commended. If you see this, rent it, you won't regret it.

-L

Sin City

Spoilers ahead.

Where do I start? I guess the beginning is a good place, huh? Josh Hartnett opens the film as a killer for hire, and unlike most people, it was one of my favorite scenes. Marley Shelton (I believe that's her, am I wrong?) It was the very first thing filmed and was used to show creator Frank Miller that not only could they make Sin City, but they could do it faithfully. I think Hartnett pulls of a hell of a good job considering his acting chops, for once his stiffness isn't a liability, but an asset. It sets a great tone for the movie you're about to see.

I love that they used the original artwork in the opening credits, they're great, and that's really all there is to say about them.

Next up is the first part of the Hartigan storyline (played by Willis), and just like that the movie went from promising to "man, I hope the rest of it isn't like this." I thought Willis did a decent job as Hartigan and that Nick Stahl is excellently creepy as Junior, but Bob (played by Madsen) almost kills the entire story. I realize I'm probably in the minority, but it seemed like he was reading his dialogue from off camera. It's too stiff (in this film that's like saying the Pope was too Catholic) and it doesn't really vibe with Willis' portrayal of Hartigan. It was like trying to watch Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner competing to see who could over-act the most, you want to both laugh and cry. But, fortunately it gets better. The opening storyline should have very well been Marv's, though i do understand it was important to get Hartigan's opening out of the way so that he could basically be forgotten about.

Which brings us to Marv, played by Mickey Rourke. Unlike some I think Rourke has tremendous talent, just nowhere to exhibit it properly. Seems Rodriguez has made it a mission of his to show the world that "B" movoe actors can be just as good as "A" list actors. Rourke was solid in Once Upon A Time in Mexico, and even moreso here. It's probably the best casting in a comic book film since Hugh Jackman signed to play Wolverine, the difference being Rourke looks just like Marv. Yes, the make-up can be distracting if you let it be, which can pull you out of the movie, and I will tell you it's an easier pill to swallow the second time around. Marv's stpry moves too quickly for my taste, I don't think we're given enough time to grasp what Marv is and what he's about, which is a shame. Rourke captures equally the toughness and the tenderness that is Marv and with more time to soak it in Marv would have been a more relatable character, instead we're given a fast-paced action short that mostly succeeds at what it's trying to achieve. Jamie King is great as Goldie/Wendy, she's anoth "B" lister that doesn't get her due. Carla Gugino is good for what she is, and for those that care, she has a nude scene (Upon which my brain exclaimed "Holy Shit, the mom from Spy Kids is naked!"). Frank Miller and Rutger Hauer (another "B" who deserves more credit) pop in for brief scenes with Rourke's Marv and they do alright. I'm not gonna get into Miller's attack on the Catholic church, make of it what you will, but it's not as if Catholics have never been portrayed as bad guys (Look as far back as Dumas' Three Muskateers, or hell, the history of the Catholic Church, it's there). But, the man that almost steals the show never utters a single word of Miller's over-the-top dialogue. To say Elijah Wood is creepy as Kevin would be a tremendous understatement. He captures the depraved cannibal perfectly and in the end you're completely glad that he gets what's coming to him.

The Big Fat Kill is hands down the best stuff in the movie. Clive Owen as Dwight is inspired casting, and no one has ever come as close to looking the part as Rosario Dawson playing Gail. Del Toro's Jackie Boy is equally tragic, disgusting and comical, and I don't believe anyone else could have pulled that off. The scenes between Dwight and Jackie are some of the best in the movie. Brittany Murphy as Shellie appears to have had the most fun in her brief role, she chews the scenery like it was made out of chocolate and in the end leaves you wanting more. Michael Clarke Duncan's Manute is one of the story's weak points. He does an okay job, but the character feels too out of place in this world of hookers with guns. I can't really put my finger on it, but he just doesn't fit. Devon aoki as Miho is up there with Elijah Wood's Kevin, no lines and a great performance. Alexis Bledel as turncoat Becky was interesting, not the kind of role you'd expect to see her in, but she doesn't hold he own with the rest of the crowd, it's obvious from the getgo she's hiding something and it's no real surprise when you find out. Tarantino makes his "guest directing" credit here, with the scene between Jackie and dwight, which is a bit of a surprise; hookers with guns and swords seems like a definite match for him, but considering the way the car scene turned out, I'm glad he chose to do it, it's a standout moment in the film.

Back to Hatigan for the wrap-up. There's not much to add, other than alba gives a better performance than I dared even hope and Nick Stahl is perfect as Junior (wait, I said that...). It doesn't hold up that well with the rest of the movie and feels out of place mostly. It's not bad, just not as strong as the other material, perhaps because it is so serious and less tongue-in-cheek. Powers Boothe gives a powerful (pardon the pun) performance as Senator Rourk for his brief appearence, but the story is just too serious to be in a movie like this. That Yellow Bastard would have worked well as a seperate, longer film, giving it more time to establish the characters and their motivations. as it stands it's just a decent cop fights rapist tale with a few moments of greatness.

The movie ends as it began, on Hatnett, and rightfully so, he introduced us to this world and he should take us out of it.

All in all, Sin City is a damn fine film. It's stylistic and fun, moving at times, humourous at others, and very, very violent. The score, as some have said, is a bit distracting as the movie progresses, which keeps the viewer from ever really diving into the world completely. But, who's to say that's not its intended effect? Perhaps we aren't meant to be so involved in this movie, but view it as a complete outsider, no emotional ties to the characters, no judgements of what they do, we're just here to watch, like a stage play on film (in fact at times it feels like you are watching a stage play). The spot coloring isn't distracting at all, not for me, it lends alot to the visual style of the movie, as do the reverse B&W shots. It looks fantastic, like the comic come to life, and love it or hate it, that's what fanboys have been bitching for since this comic movie craze began. I admire Rodriguez for sticking to one artistic direction and following through, his love and faithfullness to the material shows and he actually pulls it off in the end. So, if you like the books, you're sure to like the movie.

-L

Catching up still

Long work day today, so I didn't get near as much done as I'd hoped, and I'm still playing "fix the computer" for the most part, reinstalling drivers for my hardware, took me hours just to find the one for my video card. Speaking of, a big F*ck you too, to the folks at 3dfx for pretty much leaving the support for their products in the hands of idiots. It sucks you couldn't stay in business, but did you have to screw the people that actually bought your stuff? And if I ever get another comp, it'll be anothe Gateway, they are awesome on support, unlike say, Dell.

I did watch Elektra again last night, and still enjoyed it, much moreso than Daredevil, and it blows crapola like LXG and Catwoman out of the water, which is no surprise. Garner is excellent here, where she was barely mediocre in DD, the supporting cast does their job, except for her "agent/handler" type person, he kinda sucked, and General Zod as Stick was pretty damned cool. So, fanboys, why the hate? How come you'll go see the testosterone driven homo-erotic, walkin' around in tights, bat-nippled mainstream superhero movies, but no love for a pretty decent flik starring current It-hottie Jen Garner? I mean all you guys drool over Alias, but you can't get off your couch to go see this? I bet you'll be lined up like sheep to be spoonfed the next piece of shit George Lucas is rolling out (I have hope, but very, very little), but you can't show a little support for this girl-powered action flik? I mean, they even added a girl-on-girl kiss to the film and you STILL didn't go! Why? Really, it's not bad, give it a chance.

That said, the Matt Murdock deleted scene is creepy-cool. Also, no commentrak? WTF man! I was hoping for a track with the resident baddies, cuz I liked every damn one of em.

Also, if you like westerns, or just like Silverado specifically, pick up the new Special Edition release, well worth the $15. While you're at it, but the new Beck CD. I don't even like him all that much and I think it friggin' rocks.

Okay, Sin City thoughts later, first sleep!

-L

Elektric List

Catwoman/Gothika

See, this makes it easier to avoid crap, package it together!

Elektra (Widescreen Edition)

This movie really did get a bad rap I think, it wasn't bad at all, better than Daredevil by far, and the DVD has the deleted Matt Murdock scene, so geek completists take note! (Yeah, I already bought my copy...)

The Greatest American Hero - Season Two

Listed at Amazon and nowhere else apparently...I think it may be delayed, not sure, but I enjoyed the first season, could be worth checking out, or renting via Netflix.

Outside Providence

Not a new release, but a price drop, it's worth checking out if you've never seen it, it's a Farrely movie that doesn't suck!

Queer as Folk - The Complete Fourth Season (Showtime)

Even at Amazon's $76, this is waaaay out of my price range, which is ashame because under all the crappy glitz and sex they mostly try to portray as the homosexual lifestyle (when I watched the show they made it seem more about the sex than anything, maybe it's changed somewhat?) beats the heart of a very good show with talented actors and great writers, but if I wanted to watch gay porn, I'd watch gay porn. They seems to think that by constantly showing the world that men have sex with each other that suddenly the homo-fearing people will just accept it. Hate to say it, but something like that usually has the complete opposite effect than intended. Not that Will & Grace is any better. But, hey, they're not my shows, are they.

Sideways (Widescreen Edition)

Still haven't seen it. Maybe soon.

Silverado (2 Disc Superbit Gift Set)

Sweet!

Spanglish

I hope to get around to seeing this soon as well.

That about does it. Enjoy the new Mitch quote, I'm still completely saddened by his death. He was so damned funny.

-L

Bigger, Faster, and Dedder Than Ever

Okay, so I avoided posting this to the blog because I wasn't sure how long it would take to get up and running, but my Hard Drive went kaput Friday, and after dropping $120 and spending a godawful amount of time last night doing it, I'm back up to speed, running with 160 Gigs, even got more RAM and a new keyboard finally(no more worries about spaces, I'm sure you'll thank me...), along with a mouse, both wireless and very friggin' cool.

So, while I was out I watched Sin City twice, along with a number of other fliks and TV Shows (mainly Wonderfalls, and man do I love it!). But, all that'll come later. Right now I've got even more work ahead of me recovering "lost" files and such and installing all of my old programs. Not as daunting as installing an OS on a new HD, but it's not really my idea of fun. But, I promise, there will be something in the way of new content tomorrow, more than likely a Sin City review along with a few other things.

Good to be back, even if no one knew I was gone.

-L

Win Bluesman Book 1!!!



It's a book that Alan David Doane calls "One of the most thoughtful, moving and human stories I've ever read in any form." and Marc Sobel says "This is an outstanding, unique story, crafted by an artist and a writer who are passionate about their subject matter."

Lem Taylor and Ironwood Malcott are a pair of travelling blues musicians who come to the town of Hope looking for food, rest, and a place that will let them preach their own brand of gospel. Set in 1930s America, Bluesman promises to be another fantastic story from the Eisner-nominated creative team behind The Castaways, Rob Vollmar and Pablo G. Callejo.

Here at the House we've got two copies of this wonderful first volume to giveaway. All you need to do is email your name and address to dedpool1979@aol.com by midnight, April 30th and you could recieve a copy! Winners will be chosen at random and announced on May 1st right here at the House.

EDIT: Author Rob Vollmar has agreed to sign both copies to sweeten the pot, so get those entries in!

Links to the blues:

US Publisher-Absence of Ink
Alan David Doane's 5 Questions with Rob Vollmar
The PULSE interviews Rob Vollmar
Shawn Hoke looks at Bluesman Book One (some scrolling required)
Don MacPherson reviews Bluesman Book One
Marc Mason reviews Bluesman Book One (also some scrolling required)
Copacetic Comics on Bluesman Book One (more scrolling, they also have it for sale)
Brian Hibbs on Bluesman Book One
Artbomb Bluesman blurb

-L

Mitch, We Hardly Knew Ye

Mitch Hedberg, one of the funniest men to ever walk the face of this planet, has died at the age of 37 from a heart attack. Like Tom I can only assume it was drug related, which makes me furiously saddened. Like so many before him, this habit has taken down a man in his prime, on the verge of becoming a widely known, headlining talent. If you ever saw him either live or on his frequent Comedy Central spots, you know how great he was. Mitch, I'll miss you, you always put a smile on my face, and even as I sit here both depressed and angry at the news, reading your words from Ian's site made me laugh out loud. You were one of a kind.

My heart goes out to both his friends and family in this tragic moment of their lives.

My favorite Mitch joke: "I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I'll just give you money and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario in which I would need to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend... don’t even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it's back home in the file... under "D", for doughnut."

Ian has others, and I'm going to try and run a few more in the coming week in honor of this wonderful man.

R.I.P. Mitch, we loved you.

And the Winner Is...

Vol. 1 is going to Aaron Doane so that his sister can no longer hold her volume over him in that mean way sisters have of doing things (I have quite a few, fortunately all younger), so Aaron, congrats, hope you enjoy it!

Vol. 2 is going to Jim McGrath, why he wants them, other than the fact that they're pretty good and free, I do not know, but he's getting them!

To the rest of you, hang in there, I've got more to give away soon...like starting tomorrow.

-L