It's the List Bitch!
Hahahahaha. Man, i hope at least some of you get that. Here's what hit your local Wal-Mart today...errr...yesterday!
Airwolf - Season 1
Is it me or can most 80's TV shows be identified by some sort of vehicle. Magnum, A-Team, Dukes, this show, hell every time i see a boat in the ocean I think of Miami Vice. Anyone ever see this? was it any good?
The Andy Griffith Show - The Complete Second Season
The only thing that gives Seinfeld the boost over this as The Best Show EVER, is that Jerry and company went out on top, while Andy attempted to try and remake itself in color. It was never as good without Barney.
Are We There Yet
Did you know it was bad luck to end a film in any type of punctuation? I did. Amazon lists this without the "?". While I'm sure that wasn't the reason the movie failed, it was released under the titlke "Are We There Yet?" And if "There" refers to, say, a good movie, my answer would probably be no.
The Aviator (2-Disc Widescreen Edition)
Now I can finally see it! Yay!
The Batman - Season 1, Vol. 1 - Training for Power
Ummm...I bought Catwoman and I don't see myself buying this... (actually, I got it for free...but let's not argue over trivial details).
Batman - The Animated Series, Volume Three (DC Comics Classic Collection)
Awww...dammit, I haven't got Vol. 2 yet!!!!!
Chappelle's Show - Season 2
Poor Dave, he got a hit TV show and went nuts...bitch!
The Day After Tomorrow (2-Disc Collector's Edition)
What would be great, is a DVD version of this that was totally self destructive. To, you know, sort of weed out all the idiots in the world who keep clamoring for disaster films. And, if you liked this movie, that was a joke, I swear.
The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Complete Series
Add this to the list of things I'll never be able to friggin afford. Anyone wanna buy a mint copy of X-Force #1? I'll give you all five covers, unopened for $175! No takers? Damn. Stupid Rob Liefeld and 90's gimmick comics. Smart investment my ass!
Everybody Loves Raymond - The Series Finale
Ummm...okay, I just watched this last week.
Fat Actress - The Complete First Season
This DVD is so fat, when it sits on your shelf. it sits ON your shelf.
Doesn't really work for DVDs does it?
Is it me or do a lot of childrens toons and DVDs sound like porno titles? There's a Bob the Builder set out today too that's suspicious. Maybe that idiot Faldwell is right!
The Job - The Complete Series
Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit.
Still no takers on those X-Force books? Bastards!
Law and Order - The Third Year (1992-1993 Season)
Is that supposed to make it more dramatic? Because it doesn't. Everyone will just say "Season 3", so just friggin' call it season 3!!!
M*A*S*H - Season Eight (Collector's Edition)
DVD pet peeve #2865402, calling something that only has one edition a "Special Edition". What the hell man?
Man on Fire (2-Disc Collector's Edition)
DVD pet peeve Numero Uno: After-the-fact special editions. Son of as bitch, now I'll have to buy this movie again! It was damn good though!
NewsRadio - The Complete First & Second Seasons
Anyone else miss Phil Hartman? I do. Every day. Phil wherever you are, you fucking rock man.
Pooh's Heffalump Movie
You see cartoon, I see almost-porno-name.
Samurai Jack - Season 2
I'll buy this eventually, it has my favorite Jack episode, the one with the Sctsman. Friggin brilliant I tell ya.
Speed Racer - Episodes 24-37
Awww man. The DVD Gods really hate me this week!
Super Friends, Volume Two
You know...they never did anything friendly really. I always thought Superman was kind of a dick.
The Wiggles - Wiggly Party Pack
See? I'm telling ya, borderline porn!